Piccies from my mom's wedding.

[keco52]

i've never seen two people sitting as they are getting married. is it always that way in holland?

I know! That's the laziest thing I've ever seen. You don't look anything like I expected you to look but no1 ever does. Still hot tho.

 

[S. Fourteen]

I've never seen a pic of you. This completes me.

PS> we've all seen America's Funniest Homevideos - the knees lock up and they pass out. sitting is the healthier way.

 

[Duke]

They didn't sit throughout the entire ceremony, lol. I don't know, can't remember, don't care.

lmao @ Bacho deducing all my footy skills from a 10 second video where I was drunk.

 

[Duke]

Oh yeah btw

SicC, Sebas: screw you

Bobby: Amen! Often Crouch is criticized for his physique (okay, he's a lot taller than me and weighs a lot less, hes mad skinny) but it doesn't really affect his technique. Sure he's no Zidane, but who is?

Keepy-uppies isn't my forte, anyway I'll put the ball on your bow-tie from 40 yards out, though.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Im the next Zidane.

 

[Duke]

Im the next Zidane.

How's your headbutting skill coming along?

 

[_carmi]

How's your headbutting skill coming along?

lmao

you look very smart Duke and perhaps you are

 

[S O F I]

I would perform sexual acts with your stepsister and your mother's friend's daughter, but I told you this already.

Oh yeah, you're tall and you look smart and your jacket is boring.

 

[Duke]

I would perform sexual acts with your stepsister and your mother's friend's daughter, but I told you this already.

Oh yeah, you're tall and you look smart and your jacket is boring.

The jacket is class.

"Look smart". That's just the glasses. Chronny also looks smart but damn...good thing he's well hung.

 

[Jokerman]

You look exactly like I do. Except I don't wear glasses and have a beard. Some other differences too. Ok, you don't look anything like me. So how tall are you? In US measurement. Over 6 feet?

 

[Duke]

According to onlineconversion.com, 6 feet and 4.4 inches.

 

[Bobby Sands]

Originally Posted by Duke

Everybody clapping.

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/n...160508_058.jpg

Not everyone is clapping though

 

[Duke]

Not everyone is clapping though

Almost everyone. Fine.

 

[Chronic]

Dutch people are the tallest in the world. I am not. Damn Suranimese genes, how you have cursed me!

BTW your step pappy looks like a nice guy.

 

[Duke]

Dutch people are the tallest in the world. I am not. Damn Suranimese genes, how you have cursed me!

BTW your step pappy looks like a nice guy.

He is.

Dutch are indeed the tallest. And of the Dutch, the Frisians are tallest. So, yeah, heh.

 

[Jokerman]

Dutch people are the tallest in the world.

It's from drinking a lot of milk and eating a lot of cheese and chocolate. Those growth-stimulating hormones.

boterham met hagelslag

 

[Duke]

It's from drinking a lot of milk and eating a lot of cheese and chocolate. Those growth-stimulating hormones.

boterham met hagelslag

lmao @ boterham met hagelslag. Thomas, wat denk je? Is de joker-man stiekem enen Hollander?

 

[Preach]

^^
Don't flatter yourself, you should have asked me what I "denk", he's no more "enen Hollander" than me.

Also, how does the translation warrant a "-"?

 

[Duke]

It doesn't. I merely felt like it.

 

[Preach]

I was just thinking, in lieu of the recent grammar and spelling thread, such an error... well, you get it ;p