Hip Hop Jokes

[THEV1LL4N]

1. What do you call a rapper that is a gardener?

Rah Digger


2. What do you call a rapper that gets bad grades without even trying?

Eazy-E


3. What do you call a blind rapper?

Crooked Eye


4. What do you call a rapper in pain?

Phil Da Agony


5. What do you call a rapper that needs the toilet?

WC


6. Which rap group have trouble hearing?

Deaf Squad


7. What do you call a mathmetician rapper who writes out each stage of an equation?

Method man



I forgot sooo many others lol. just make some up.

 

[Rukas]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Two.

Two who?

Tupac.

....

Worst. Joke. Ever.

 

[raywaters11]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Two.

Two who?

Tupac.

....

Worst. Joke. Ever.

... agreed.

 

[Illuminattile]

What do you call a rapper who is notoriously big?

Notorious B.I.G.!!!!

 

[Tha_Wood]

which rapper is a doctor?

dr dre

who is nothing but a smarty

eminem

who is small change

50 cent





i dare anyone to come up with worse ones than them

 

[raywaters11]

jay z walks into a bar....

he buys it.


[worse than any so far, i do believe]

 

[Duke]

Who's the rapper that will make sure your casette player is technically sound?

Inspectah Deck!

 

[Rahim]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Two.

Two who?

Tupac.

....

Worst. Joke. Ever.

hey i have a bed sense of humor but i didnt think that was that bad

i forget that 50 cent joke...i think its a knock knock joke...about 50 cent's grandma and after that hes like "G? U knit" at the end cause she was knitting haha??

 

[Preach]

who walks, walks, and just keeps on walking without ever stopping?




jesus.

 

[Rahim]

^^ what is that from a kanye west song

 

[THEV1LL4N]

Which rapper likes to break records?

Busta Rhymes


What rapper is the perfect murderer?

Masta Killa


What rapper will you find in a museum?

Exhibit

 

[Chronic]

Which group smells of fish?

CunninLynguists

 

[Bender]

Did you know:


Old Dirty Bastard never showered.



Snoop Doggs gangster rap image was just a ploy to both disguise and express his secret beastiality fetish.



50 cent was born in a mint.



Warren G breeds rabbits.

 

[S O F I]

This thread is so corny I was thinking Rahim would thrive in it.

 

[Duke]

This thread is so corny I was thinking Rahim would thrive in it.

We all try our best

 

[Rahim]

This thread is so corny I was thinking Rahim would thrive in it.

 

[C.R.Y.]

whats a nickname for an army brat?

soulja boy

what does the dentist give a rapper?

Teeth-Pain

whats a bum born out of wedlock?

an old dirty bastard.

what rappers like it cold?

the cool kids.

corny, i know

 

[Bender]

I wonder if anyone here understands that decent jokes always have some kind of 'out-of-context' reference.