That's it, I'm throwing my dog in the garbage

[Euphanasia]

He's actually my roommates dog. He's useless. In two years he hasn't paid a single bill or cleaned anything. All he does is lie on the floor all day and shed hair that I have to clean up. He's black and white and looks more like a cow especially considering that he's very overweight and diabetic.

He's a fat pink blob with hair. I wonder if I can bring him to Pet Smart and ask if I can have him made into a rug.

Do you think PETA would care?

 

[Chronic]

The choice of becoming a vegetarian is usually influenced by a number of factors. Etc.

HEHEHEHEHEHE

 

[S O F I]

Does he keep staring at you all night and you're unsure what he wants?

 

[Jokerman]

If he's staring maybe it's because he thinks you're old. I can think of 100 other things you could do besides throwing him in the garbage. You could wave, flip him off, smile, wink...
Anything to say...I see you seeing me...seeing you.

 

[S O F I]

Or, he could be planted there for surveillance. Before you found a roommate, during the two years, or even after you leave your place.

 

[Jokerman]

would you like to borrow my rifle? one round is all it takes

 

[S O F I]

I think you're at a transition point, when you can no longer ask the dog to pay the bills, yet you haven't really learned how to get him out of his lazy state. But, you surely will by the time you borrow the rifle.

 

[Bender]

Don't listen to Blink 182's 'take off your pants and jacket' when you're alone with the dog. They don't like it.

 

[Euphanasia]

If he's staring maybe it's because he thinks you're old. I can think of 100 other things you could do besides throwing him in the garbage. You could wave, flip him off, smile, wink...
Anything to say...I see you seeing me...seeing you.

LMAO! Very nice tying a few posts together there.

Or, he could be planted there for surveillance. Before you found a roommate, during the two years, or even after you leave your place.

haha even more so a reason to get rid of him then huh?

 

[PuffnScruff]

if you take it to PETA they will kill it so that could solve the problem.

 

[Bobby Sands]

leave the dog alone

 

[Bachaveli]

Your roommate didn't raise him properly thats why he is laying down.

What breed is the dog?

 

[Euphanasia]

^he's half black lab and half dalmation

 

[Preach]

it is never too late to rectify. how old is the dog? bitch at your roomie. it's his dog. tell him to train it to not be such an ass.

 

[Bachaveli]

Depends how old is the dog. Its pretty tough to make him function the way you want after all the years he has been doing what he wants - laying down.

 

[Euphanasia]

^he'll be 9 years old in december. lol im wondering if he's really a cow someone mistook for a dog long ago.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Try and milk it.

 

[Bachaveli]

^he'll be 9 years old in december. lol im wondering if he's really a cow someone mistook for a dog long ago.

Forget about it. Next best thing is arrange a funeral.

 

[dillaxx]

mail him to china... they'll "take care" of him...

 

[Chronic]

mail him to china... they'll "take care" of him...

if you take it to PETA they will kill it so that could solve the problem.

Any of these two would be fine.