fuck this

ill-matic

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i am so not going to wake up tomorrow and shave or shower for work. i am going to go on some tarzan, barbaric shit. respect the ruggedness. respect that viggo mortenssen shit. my face will be like a prickly cooch. touch me. im in some serious CBFage right now.
 
i'm with you on this ruff scruffy nurf herder look. i think i will stop shaving this week.

i have to shower, i will get complaints on that if i don't since i workout in the morning
 
A lot of people do that, well not the shower thing but not shaving at least. I'll see people who constantly have a shadow like it looks good or something. If they think it does then whatver
 
can't shave my neck with a razor, it gets sore and i get little red dots (i guess cut-off hair sacks or something? if anyone has any tips here, please do share), so generally i use a machine for what's below what i consider my beard (well, below my beard) twice a week, then shave my face with a razor every other day. i trim the beard once a week.

as for showers... well i took one in february.
 
^ you might be allergic to something in the shaving cream.. i got the same thing so i started using an electric razor. no shaving cream = no rash = problem solved :)
 
can't shave my neck with a razor, it gets sore and i get little red dots (i guess cut-off hair sacks or something? if anyone has any tips here, please do share), so generally i use a machine for what's below what i consider my beard (well, below my beard) twice a week, then shave my face with a razor every other day. i trim the beard once a week.

as for showers... well i took one in february.

you may not lubricate your face enough.
you may be using a piece of shit razor
you must exfoliate your skin because if you dont, the hairs will start growing in your pores or someshit like that - hence the whole "Razor bumps" thing you got going on... thats what those little red dots are. To exfoliate:
- use a loofah or whatever the fuck theyre called. theyre this rough scrub thing...scrub your face with it every now and then. or just use an exfoliation cream.
- when you wash away your face after you shave use COLD water. this CLOSES the pores straight away, preventing those bumps to appear. hot water OPENS those pores which is why you use hot water to shave, to make it much more smoother and gentler on your skin.

also moisturise after shaving.


after typing this i must add no homo - but i have an excuse cos i suffered from the exact same thing. shaving was destroying my face. it looked like a deforrestation massacre in the amazon. so i researched that shit and thats what i came with. it's helped.

also try shaving IN the shower with hot water running on your face constantly. it's less painful and smoother.
 
can't shave my neck with a razor, it gets sore and i get little red dots (i guess cut-off hair sacks or something? if anyone has any tips here, please do share), so generally i use a machine for what's below what i consider my beard (well, below my beard) twice a week, then shave my face with a razor every other day. i trim the beard once a week.

as for showers... well i took one in february.
i used to get razor bumps all the time too. try changing your shaving cream, that worked for me.
 
I feel like this regularly. But thats partly because I don't usually got time to take a shit before I go to work, never mind eat breakfast or shave/shower.

Working 6/7 days something is wrong, when my contract states i should be working 5 days. Soon I will have my drivers licence so that I will be able to work where the fuck I want. Even then I know i will be working my ass off somewhere else.

God kill me and give me a quick and painless death. Who am I kidding? lol
 

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