Riddle me this

[Chronic]

My mom is a cleanfreak. She can't stand things lying around. Yet, somehow an empty condom wrapper will lie on my parents' nightstand for 2 weeks. I don't need to see that shit

 

[S. Fourteen]

I've seen a really funky looking dildo

 

[Chronic]

Also, sup with this bitch's face?!

 

[S. Fourteen]

^ Her left eye is looking straight and her right is slightly looking up... I'm scared. Hold me

 

[Chronic]

NO! I'm rolling my first joint in a week right now and I refuse to even risk giving away its scent in an oddly enough arousing hug.

 

[S. Fourteen]

It's your loss, Chronic.

 

[Preach]

Holy shit. I knew she still had sex!!!! She looks too good not to.

 

[Chronic]

Man stfu, that actually made me sick

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Post a pic...

Why dont you ask her about it? Bring it up while she has friends around.

 

[Bobby Sands]

My mom is a cleanfreak. She can't stand things lying around. Yet, somehow an empty condom wrapper will lie on my parents' nightstand for 2 weeks. I don't need to see that shit

Sorry man. I should have threw it in the bin.

 

[S O F I]

bobby sands and his ever lasting mom jokes.


Umm, yeah, that's weird....parents having "protected" sex. but, that's not what you're getting at.

 

[Prize Gotti]

I've seen a pic of Chronics parents before, his mothers is still quite attractive for her age. You know Chronic, Rizzle probably spied on your mother while she showered.

 

[Dogmatic187]

Umm, yeah, that's weird....parents having "protected" sex. but, that's not what you're getting at.

That's what I was thinking, especially if they are in their late 40's or so.

But I guess it's better safe than sorry.

 

[Preach]

^^
i was gonna say something about the old man's size and friction, then i realized it wouldn't really be funny, just fucking disgusting for our main-man-mike. but i lmao'd when i thought of it

wait.. did iiii.... oh man, sorry :/

 

[SicC]

Perhaps they are trying to tell you something Chronic?

pz

 

[THEV1LL4N]

they should of used the spray on one, so you wouldnt of had 2 see the packet. better luck next time

 

[Chronic]

Perhaps they are trying to tell you something Chronic?

pz

A threesome? Nah, we tried that before, was kind of weird.

 

[Stred]

^ your more fucked up then i thought..

 

[SicC]

A threesome? Nah, we tried that before, was kind of weird.

haha...good show!

pz