Women: You Are What You Drink

What Drink Are You?

  • Martini

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lemon Drops

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Scotch

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Champagne

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Beer

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Red Wine

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Rum and Coke

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cosmo

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    0

Eric

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I found this in the new Maxim. Actually, it's the only reason I bought it. And Eva Mendez on the cover is the reason for my Universally Hot thread.

Women, what kind of drink are you? Be honest! Answer the poll before you read!
Men, what kind of woman do you like?


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Martini She's likely to be high-maintenance, but a serious drinker. Martini women are typically stressed out, depressed, and looking to shift their mood.

Lemon Drops This person would be really fun to go out with. She's fashionable, trendy, and fun-loving. She may have street smarts, but she isn't a Rhodes Scholar.

Scotch This drink says intelligence. A Scotch-drinking woman is grounded, knows who she is, and doesn't care what anybody thinks.

Champagne This girl is elitist, pretentious, wants people to think she's an intellectual, and wishes she were French. She has a little bit of fantasy going on.

Beer Downing brews means she's trying to be one of the guys. She can be spontaneous and fun, but doesn't feel comfortable with her femininity.

Red Wine Wine lovers are health conscious and conservative, but also sensual, warm, and nurturing. She likes the warmth wine gives when it hits her throat.

Rum and Coke This girl likes to have fun and is really laid-back. If that glass of rum and Coke could speak, it would say, "I'm going nuts tonight!"

Cosmo She's another high-maintenance chick. She typically doesn't go with the flow and tries a bit too hard to look sophisticated to the people around her.
 
Champagne This girl is elitist, pretentious, wants people to think she's an intellectual, and wishes she were French. She has a little bit of fantasy going on.
 
I drink beer and shots like lemon drops. One summer I drank nothing but lemon drops and now I gag everytime I smell lemonade.
 
Men, what kind of woman do you like?
You mean, what do I like my women to drink? My seminal fluid, of course.

No actually, spring water. Because lips that touch liquor shall never touch my...uhh...liquor.
 
I don't drink :(

If i did and I had to pick from that list it would probably be lemon drops... they sound like they taste yummy as opposed to disgusting like most beverages that contain alcohol.
 
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