I threw up on the plane. I had never done that before. I didn't think I was going to and I wasn't ready for it. I vomited onto my legs and onto the floor. The flight attendant must have heard all the people yelling and seen all the shit they were throwing at me. She came over and started yelling at me really loud. "Why the fuck did you boot on yourself you piece of shit?' It was so embarrassing! While this was happening, the "fasten seatbelt" sign came on and the plane started to bounce and rock violently. A man who was sitting a few rows ahead of me told the flight attendant that the smell was making him sick and that he was going to puke himself if she didn't get rid of it. He said that he was going to beat the shit out of me when we landed. He kept looking back at me, pointing at me and hitting himself in the nose with his fist. He told the flight attendant that this was his first vacation in years and i was ruining it with my puke. The flight attendant went away for a few minutes. She came back with a rag and spat on me and told me to clean it up. She said that the pilot had called down to the ground and there would be police to meet the plane and that I would be arrested and probably given the electric chair--Texas law and all.
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