Exclusive: Duke's Picture

[Preach]

Hello Streethop. I am here to bring you the picture of Duke. Yes/no. It's a joke. I'm building suspense. The picture is coming at a later time.

Seriously though, right now I am sitting in Chronic's room while he's downstairs doing something with his mother, whom i would call hot if it weren't such a disgrace to the nice lady that she is. A rather exquisitely nice lady. I would marry this type of woman. (Chronic doesn't see me typing this hehehehehe.) Considering my belonging to Streethop, I can't help but point out the weirdness of the whole ordeal. We just had ourselves a nap and it was the best nap we ever had (probably).

Their backyard is grand for sitting on chairs and smoking weed in :thumb:

I'm gonna go kill him now by the way.

 

[Duke]

Duke sucks. I've heard he's really fat and ugly.

 

[Devious]

i've seen Duke. he is ugly, like freakshow ugly. please show pic because then my mind won't be the only one scarred from seeing his hideous face. i still have terrible nightmares

 

[Duke]

i've seen Duke. he is ugly, like freakshow ugly. please show pic because then my mind won't be the only one scarred from seeing his hideous face. i still have terrible nightmares

hey.....

 

[Flipmo]

Duke looks like your typical Dutch man, gangly and well endowed.

 

[hizzle?]

tall and blond. with glasses. Absolutely gay too.

 

[the_pharmacist]

Duke is the sexiest nerd I've ever seen.
Rizzle, I know you're gonna hate me for this, but there is much, much, much more to Amsterdam than smoking with Duke and debating about whether he looks better in speeds or shorts. You guys can always have a nice pan-euro orgy.

 

[Devious]

hey.....

don't worry dukey baby, i still love you anyway, misshapen face and 3rd eye and all :thumb:

 

[Preach]

Duke is the sexiest nerd I've ever seen.
Rizzle, I know you're gonna hate me for this, but there is much, much, much more to Amsterdam than smoking with Duke and debating about whether he looks better in speeds or shorts. You guys can always have a nice pan-euro orgy.

well yeah, that's fair enough and i thought about that.

basically, i have two weeks of vacation to unwind from a stressful everyday and i'm not trying to see everything, i'm trying to be as cool as possible.

now fuck off.

 

[The.Menace]

Have fun guys.

 

[the_pharmacist]

well yeah, that's fair enough and i thought about that.

basically, i have two weeks of vacation to unwind from a stressful everyday and i'm not trying to see everything, i'm trying to be as cool as possible.

now fuck off.

You're mean..
I piss on your sand, bedoin.

 

[Preach]

i take on a mean exterior to protect the fragile child inside.

i bet you're alright. for a piss ant. (because piss ants piss on sand probably).

 

[Jeremy]

Ya'll took a nap in the same bed?

 

[Casey]

/\ Lmao!!!!!!!

 

[AmerikazMost]

Since Rizzle is taking so long, here it is:
http://www.truthaboutduke.com/photo_realstu_dis.php?photoid=17

EDIT: link because the photo isn't loading