Wedding

_carmi

me, myself & us
Sep 29, 2004
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I'm going to Matthew Lombardi's wedding today. I hope to see some hockey players. I know there's not many members that like hockey. But whatever. :D

And god I love weddings. Weddings = open bars. Woohoo!
 
Yeah I'm a pot fan. But if there is FREE alcohol, I'm not gonna say no. lol

And I don't wanna sleep with a hockey player. Only see them is gonna make my day. lol
 
Odds for the Wedding:

That _carmi has no sexual encounters with a hockey player: 20 to 1
That _carmi only makes out with a hockey player: 5 to 4
That _carmi has a sexual encounter with a hockey player in which clothers come off but there is no intercourse: 10 to 1
That _carmi sleeps with a hockey player: 20 to 1



Who wants to make some bets?
 
Odds for the Wedding:

That _carmi has no sexual encounters with a hockey player: 20 to 1
That _carmi only makes out with a hockey player: 5 to 4
That _carmi has a sexual encounter with a hockey player in which clothers come off but there is no intercourse: 10 to 1
That _carmi sleeps with a hockey player: 20 to 1



Who wants to make some bets?

none of them are gonna happen cause i have a boyfriend that i love and that i wanna stay with.
 
Did you really?! I like hockey!!! How in the hell did you manage that???? Who did he marry??

he married a girl from victoriaville. blonde, smart and very pretty. he's the grandson of my father's cousin. so yeah. there was no hockey players :( the food was bad :( and the good music didn't start until 11pm (the party started at 7pm) so yeah. wasn't the best wedding i went to in my life.
 

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