Post your current status, like on facebook.

[Casey]

One sentence only please, facebook style, i.e "JohnSmith is.........."


Militant is headlining at Glastonbury Festival tonight and is happy because a new track of his just got licensed to Universal Records for a worldwide compilation.

 

[Sebastian]

beReal is waiting for the phone to reload so he can call the a company to finally get the new couch.

 

[Rahim]

You are online now.

 

[Cooper]

Craig is happy.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Facebook is gay.

 

[Cooper]

Thuggie is not cool

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Craig is also gay

 

[r00t]

r00t is distraught

 

[Pittsey]

Pittsey is searching for a house after he got gazumped... He also calcualted his bills and is shocked to find he has 4K outgoings and is now looking to supplement his income...

 

[k69atie]

^ I thought you had found a house?

 

[Synful*Luv]

Syn is playing sims and chattin online contemplating whether she should wash her hair or make a grilled cheese sandwich...

 

[Cooper]

playing sims?

 

[Tha_Wood]

morgan is feeling a little bit drunk and is contemplating calling a slut from school

 

[Synful*Luv]

playing sims?

Yeah... why?

 

[keco52]

keco is unimpressed

 

[S O F I]

SOFI does not give a fuck about Militant's compilation.

 

[hizzle?]

Facebook is gay.

LOLL @ the link the word "gay" provides :laugh:

 

[hizzle?]

Ognjen is doing an accounting project due in two weeks.

 

[Synful*Luv]

What the hell is an Ognjen???

And why does it do projects??

Is it a computer program in another country???

 

[Sebastian]

^
Syn, its his name. Its pronounced like onion. Apologise.