My heart is broken.

[Jeremy]

Everyone knows that I'm in love with Jessica Alba. My friends, co-workers, and my Internet friends know this. So last night I added my dream, top hottest women EVER to myspace. She excepted and I was like hells ya. I have alot of her poparazzi picture's of her at the beach on my main page which most people on here have seen. So I get home today and I notice that she is not my #2 top friend anymore. I franticly click through all three pages of my friends list and she is not there. I'm assuming she looked at my page and saw the pictures and I guess she doesn't like poparazzi pictures and deleted me off.

The End.

 

[Eric]

Hahahahaha, your post made my night. I'm sorry.

 

[Pittsey]

She is frigid... The bitch...

Nicole Richie is a lot friendlier... ....

 

[EDouble]

i sexed Alba last month

 

[Duke]

excepted?

poparazzi?

get some fucking spelling lessons, then come back, k?

seriously. jeez. no wonder she dumped you. retard.

 

[Synful*Luv]

Sorry Jeremy... sometimes these things happen....

 

[Bobby Sands]

Im sure she still loves you.

 

[k69atie]

Maybe her PA or someone took you off

 

[Flipmo]

I just realized my breath smells like penis, crazy...

 

[_carmi]

lmao.

 

[Jeremy]

excepted?

poparazzi?

get some fucking spelling lessons, then come back, k?

seriously. jeez. no wonder she dumped you. retard.

I didn't care to google poparazzi for the spelling, Mr. English teacher. Is my grammar wrong also? I have taken and passed with B's 12 hours of college English. Get a degree and then come holler at me. Thanks, fucking dipshit. :thumb:

 

[ill-matic]

dont worry man. scarlett did the same thing to me, but then i ended up finding her phone number, i called her up, abused her, then sweet talked her, and then we aranged to go out somewhere. so she flew down here with justin timberlake, and i didnt like that. she was like "yeh im bringing JT with us for dinner". i was just like "JT can go cry me a river he aint comin." then she submitted to my demands, and then bent over and told me to punish her, which i did, but a little too much. she had to walk like john wayne for the next couple of days, but she liked it. she was like i want more of this! but then JT kept calling her on her mobile phone and she was tellin him how good i was. how much of a strong man i was, ands how i man handled her and she enjoyed it. then she told me JT said "does this mean i gota change the name of my new single." she said yes, and that he should put "phil's" @ the start of it. this made me smile so i told her i was gonna reward her, so we went jewelry shopping, and i bought her a ring. but then we got home i realised the ring cost too much so i drugged her and took it off, and then returned it cos i kept the receipt. she woke up and was like "wheres my ring" and i panicked so i punched her in the face. and she slept for another few hours. right now shes in the cage in my bathroom wondering what is going on, but i put a blanket over it so i dont have to see her.

 

[Duke]

I just realized my breath smells like penis, crazy...

lmao. out of the blue

 

[Duke]

I didn't care to google poparazzi for the spelling, Mr. English teacher. Is my grammar wrong also? I have taken and passed with B's 12 hours of college English. Get a degree and then come holler at me. Thanks, fucking dipshit. :thumb:

I will strike back with an army of cloned Preaches. Watch them take over your house and leave pizza crusts everywhere.

Fear the Norse!

 

[Casey]

I will strike back with an army of cloned Preaches. Watch them take over your house and leave pizza crusts everywhere.

Fear the Norse!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL.

that literally had me rolling. i'm just imagining an army of Preaches now, all munching on a pizza slice in unison surrounded by clouds of weed smoke.

LMAO. Post of the year :thumb:

 

[Preach]

lol you fucking biter Jeremy

 

[DarkPhantom13]

ROFL thats funny. My homie met her just recently when he was cast as an extra for her upcoming movie. He said she was a total bitch and bitched about every single thing. I told him she could be a bitch all she wants to me i would still fuck the living shit outta her!

 

[Bobby Sands]

She doesn't seem like a bitch.If she was though then it could be more of a turn on.

 

[Rahim]

she just happends to stop by vancouver alot....but never seen her even once....

 

[SicC]

Post images of Big E on your page.

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