i am going to bring up this site when i am in the terminal waiting on my plane and sitting next to a bunch of people
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
next time i'm at the airport
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next time i'm at the airport im gonna run around nude and chase women atleast 4-5 times my age, and see if i get in trouble for indecent exposure or being a colored dude with a beard
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Seen it before....
To all the people considering it... I recomend you don't... unless you like pain and the possibility of a criminal record... People in airports are touchy since 9/11.
Another tip....
No jokes about bombs.
To all the people considering it... I recomend you don't... unless you like pain and the possibility of a criminal record... People in airports are touchy since 9/11.
Another tip....
No jokes about bombs.
Yeah you'd have to be pretty retarded to make a bomb joke in an airport...but, it has happened. Some people really are that fucking stupid. It sucks for me as a brown man. I got interrogated at Chicago O' Hare back in 2003, pulled into a room and questioned.
There was about 30 people in that room who had all been pulled in there for questioning. I think 1 of those people was white and they were probably lost. A cousin of mine got pulled off a plane in San Fran as well and missed his flight.
I was on the tube as well in London like a week after 7/7, with a backpack since I was visiting family for a few days. I got some looks. One dude started shaking, got up at the next stop and ran. It was hilarious. Goes to show how ignorant people are, India is a looooong way away from fucking Iraq.
It's like Russell Peters said "It doesn't make sense. Terrorists blow up airports. Indian people like to WORK at the airports!"
LMAO. That's why I love Heathrow. Plenty of Indian people there. It's like we all came in the 60's and thought "fuck it, we'll just work right here." Ya fly a few thousand miles and then set up camp right by the airport,lolz.
Like 2 years ago i went to Italy with a couple of friends. One of em put some kind of moneybox in his suitcase and in that box he put a pile (is this english? My dictionary suggests it 
) for his mobile phone. So at the airport (Treviso) they thought it was a bomb. There was only one man security when he had to open the suitcase. So security aint all that everywhere in Europe..
) for his mobile phone. So at the airport (Treviso) they thought it was a bomb. There was only one man security when he had to open the suitcase. So security aint all that everywhere in Europe..
^^ Dunno what a pile is supposed to be? Charger?
Anyway...
He had to be pretty thick to think it's a bomb... X-Ray machines (passenger machines, not hold baggage) at UK airports have threats superimposed randomly to keep guards on their toes. Also helps with panic....
But... A bomb has a large organic area mixed with a lot of wires... So I can't see how he thought a money box and a charger was a bomb... lol
Hold baggage is a completely different ball game.... And the media (dispatches) love to create a panic....
Anyway...
He had to be pretty thick to think it's a bomb... X-Ray machines (passenger machines, not hold baggage) at UK airports have threats superimposed randomly to keep guards on their toes. Also helps with panic....
But... A bomb has a large organic area mixed with a lot of wires... So I can't see how he thought a money box and a charger was a bomb... lol
Hold baggage is a completely different ball game.... And the media (dispatches) love to create a panic....
Battery.
I once called some black dude at Gatewick a Monkey because he wanted to interogate me, thinking I was a muslim. (Bosnian=Muslim apparently).
The conversation went like this (I'll always remember it..)
"You are Bosnian?"
"Well... I have a Canadian citizenship only actualy"
"But you're born in Bosnia..."
"Yeah...Herzegovina to be exact..."
"So you are Muslim?"
"What? No... I'm nothing..."
"Well if you are bosnian you are a muslim... we'll have to interogate you"
"Well you are black, are you a monkey... Shall I throw a banana at you?"
Then he babbled for minutes about why am I in London, I told him it's because I'm going back to Canada and he let me go.
I once called some black dude at Gatewick a Monkey because he wanted to interogate me, thinking I was a muslim. (Bosnian=Muslim apparently).
The conversation went like this (I'll always remember it..)
"You are Bosnian?"
"Well... I have a Canadian citizenship only actualy"
"But you're born in Bosnia..."
"Yeah...Herzegovina to be exact..."
"So you are Muslim?"
"What? No... I'm nothing..."
"Well if you are bosnian you are a muslim... we'll have to interogate you"
"Well you are black, are you a monkey... Shall I throw a banana at you?"
Then he babbled for minutes about why am I in London, I told him it's because I'm going back to Canada and he let me go.
^^^
Huh? They can't interogate every Muslim?!?!?!?
I got grief at JFK for having an Arabic tattoo... I was going to tell him it meant "Die Infidels"... But thought better of it... Jokes don't seem to go too well with immigration officers...
Huh? They can't interogate every Muslim?!?!?!?
I got grief at JFK for having an Arabic tattoo... I was going to tell him it meant "Die Infidels"... But thought better of it... Jokes don't seem to go too well with immigration officers...
^^ Dunno what a pile is supposed to be? Charger?
Anyway...
He had to be pretty thick to think it's a bomb... X-Ray machines (passenger machines, not hold baggage) at UK airports have threats superimposed randomly to keep guards on their toes. Also helps with panic....
But... A bomb has a large organic area mixed with a lot of wires... So I can't see how he thought a money box and a charger was a bomb... lol
Hold baggage is a completely different ball game.... And the media (dispatches) love to create a panic....
Well yeah a charger is possible i guess
It had a pretty long wire and that was pulled together in that box, that seemd to be the problem. Anyway Ryan Air doesn't really seem to care that much. They got their own airports and there isn't a lot a lot of security.They haven't got their own airports.They usually fly to lesser known airports on the outskirt of big cities.For example:they say they fly to Milan but in fact they fly to Bergamo which is north of Milan.
Although Ryanair is now the main airline serving Shannon Airport on the west of Ireland and the security is pretty tight there now.I used to work there.
i saw some show on dateline the other day that if your name is "robert johnson" it is difficult to board a plane... some terrorist has that name and so it went on the no fly list... they brought in a bunch of robert johnson's and there was a old white dude (like 80) and he was talking about how they strip searched him and treated him like a terrorist... shit is stupid... i don't mean to be racist but you have to use racism as a form of security... obviously you're gonna keep an eye out for middle easterners over old white dudes...
I dunno it was at the time of that whole Canadian Arabian who was in Guatanamo Bay scandal...
The guy told me that it was borderline racist what I said, so I answered that what he said was borderline racist too...
I shouldve hit him with a banana, see how it devlops...
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