Turn on's / turn off's

[keco52]

turn ons:
intelligence (I love nerds)
humor
spontaneity (if I decide at 1am that I won't an albino snake the correct response is "Where are my keys?")
deep voices & accents
confidence
v-dip
has a good relationship with his mommy (have to!)
dark features...hair,eyes,skin
military uniforms :hungry:
likes kids (have to)
burberry cologne
hats

turn offs:
liars
jealousy/possessiveness
laziness
self-pity
feet
dirty shoes (some exceptions...if your shoes get dirty at work...whatever...any other time they WILL be clean if I have to do it myself)

 

[*VAN1LLA*]

Turn Offs:



Turn Ons

Brunettes
Putting up with my oddities
Humour
Intelligence
Common sense
5'10"
ambition
interesting
opinionated

hmmm

 

[hizzle?]

Turn on: European

Turn off: Not European

You beat me to it.


Turn on of all turn ons : Bosnian or Croatian girl.

turn off of all turn offs : A slutty Ontarian.

 

[Cooper]

turn ons:
intelligence (I love nerds)
humor
spontaneity (if I decide at 1am that I won't an albino snake the correct response is "Where are my keys?")
deep voices & accents
confidence
v-dip
has a good relationship with his mommy (have to!)
dark features...hair,eyes,skin
military uniforms :hungry:
likes kids (have to)
burberry cologne
hats

turn offs:
liars
jealousy/possessiveness
laziness
self-pity
feet
dirty shoes (some exceptions...if your shoes get dirty at work...whatever...any other time they WILL be clean if I have to do it myself)

I have feet..does that rule me out ?

 

[keco52]

I have feet..does that rule me out ?

lol...no but don't touch me with them :sad:

 

[_carmi]

turn off of all turn offs : A slutty Ontarian.

i expected you to say slutty quebecers

 

[hizzle?]

No Slutty Quebecers look nice at least, while Slutty Ontarians look like a bunch of fucktards...

As a matter of fact i'll send you a funny slide show. I'll just try to find it on my computer... might take a day or two because i have an exam huhu.

 

[Flipmo]

You beat me to it.


Turn on of all turn ons : Bosnian or Croatian girl.

turn off of all turn offs : A slutty Ontarian.

lmao :thumb:

 

[Casey]

turn ons:
has a good relationship with his mommy (have to!)

I don't have a mommy

I do have an evil step mom bitch who emotionally abused me and my sister for years until I was 16 and I nearly stabbed her and got locked up for attempted murder. But I don't think that's any good for you.

The sad part is, I really wish I was joking with that last paragraph.....oh well, only one more year of probation to go...

 

[Helena]

The sad part is, I really wish I was joking with that last paragraph.....oh well, only one more year of probation to go...

are u serious??

 

[keco52]

I don't have a mommy

I do have an evil step mom bitch who emotionally abused me and my sister for years until I was 16 and I nearly stabbed her and got locked up for attempted murder. But I don't think that's any good for you.

The sad part is, I really wish I was joking with that last paragraph.....oh well, only one more year of probation to go...

That's...understandable...if you don't have a mom you can't have a relationship. *edit...t.m.i