This is my thread

[Tha Massive Bell]

LMAO at Vance getting harassed at his ski trip! A fucking hillbilly on a ski trip. That's rich. What's with crackers and their skiing as a status symbol?

Gold fronts are a better investment. LMAO

 

[Jokerman]

Elon Musk playbook:

1. Kill govt agencies investigating him
2. Remove govt officials who could stop him
3. Kill govt contracts belonging to rival companies
4. Give all the govt contracts to his own companies
5. Blow up more rockets

 

[Jokerman]

They're only firing the IRS agents policing billionaires and giant corporations. They're leaving in place all the agents policing you.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

oh fml and the spoil system then

According to the report, The TSA has more people doing "full-time union work" vs. performing actual screening functions at 86% of US airports. Put another way, 374 out of 432 federalized airports have fewer than 200 TSA Officers to perform screening functions, while the rest are paid by the government but work "full-time on union matters" and do not retain certification to perform screening.


Not sure what this means but I'm tired of seeing these blue shirt motherfuckers standing around and yapping while I take my beach sandals off and get my balls frisked by a Nigerian speaking poor English. I don't have a criminal record and I'm not bringing a bomb to my holiday getaway to Florida. ffs

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Trump's tariffs are making Ozempic too expensive to the point where I can no longer afford groceries. It's putting a real damper on my lifestyle. I think I'm going blind, too.

 

[Pittsey]

Elon sent me an email asking me for 5 things I got done this week and I'm truly offended because I didn't do anything this week.

I heard 15,000 people have died so far from USAID fund freeze. Geez, that's too bad. Somebody should really step up and help these people instead of pointing fingers. Americans get told to love volunteerism, so do it. I'm sure it'll get done. Take away the politicians' salaries too. Only thing they are really good at is lying and fundraising. Make those fuckers earn it. $1000 for a plate of farm raised salmon!

I feel like I should be more upset at Trump and Vance acting like spoiled little brats and demanding the planet to thank the almighty America for everything it has done. Over half of the billions sent to Ukraine went back into fat pockets. Nobody wants the rapey US military bases on their lands. Fords suck. Getting beat to dust in A.I. Chepest iPhone costs $600. Escalades at food banks. People that were screaming to let illegal immigrants into the country are now lined up asking for their government jobs back.

USA! USA! (hint: It's not Trump's fault)

Your national debt is going to grow and grow. You have zero hopes of making a dent in it. Unless you cut military spending maybe, but there's more chance of Trump learning to read. Therefore these government agencies existing or not, will make very little difference

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

You're national debt is going to grow and grow. You have zero hopes of making a dent in it. Unless you cut military spending maybe, but there's more chance of Trump learning to read. Therefore these government agencies existing or not, will make very little difference

You're probably correct. Destroying the status quo, or at least pretending like it's being destroyed makes for good television during the twilight of the empire.

End the Fed.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Me sticking it to Elon by driving my Tesla off a cliff.

I was going do something about Trump and golf but I found this and couldn't get over her great back stroke.

 

[Jokerman]

While Trump cuts programs people need to live, he's turning the White House into a Tesla car dealership to advertise his unelected shadow president's failing company. Dystopian levels of corruption.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

While Trump cuts programs people need to live, he's turning the White House into a Tesla car dealership to advertise his unelected shadow president's failing company. Dystopian levels of corruption.

Chuck E Cheese compared to 10% for the big guy in Ukraine.

He's going to rename Lincoln to something else or whatever.

I refuse to the use the pun of "on par" for the course.

When I try to buy a gun, the government asks me if I'm black or hispanic. (They should know that info already). When I try to get government help for an incapacitated uncle, they ask if he haa any immigrants or refugees in the household. Now imagine the army or people who's work is to review and file the useless data.

PS. I'm always fine with the federal government shutting down and never reopening again. The empire doesn't collapse that easily. I know.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

https://www.globalresearch.ca/trump-illness-hypothesis/5881832

The dementia guy got a free pass so it's all a snoozefest at this point.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

I'm just glad the "Tesla saves the planet" bullshit is finally getting a wake up call.

Shame on adults for teaching children such nonsense.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Meanwhile in the Orient

Japan pair held in China for taking buttocks photo at Great Wall

TikToker jailed in Indonesia for telling Jesus to cut his hair

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Happy Pi Day

First 70 degrees of the year, a thunderstorm followed by snow all within 24 hours.

It's Minnesota Spring Time! Chea chea

The geese are ready for nesting and I'm tempted but I'm going to be rational about it and stick to store bought eggs.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

I wish I had a job on The View. Getting paid to sit around and be offended at everything sounds awesome.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

I don't think so...

Border Patrol Has Seized More Eggs Than Fentanyl So Far This Year

Okay, whatever. Don't want those healthy eggs to mix with tainted American eggs!!

Egg Seller from Minnesota

The Blue Hearts, Blue Sky

Now back to more words from our Chief - Redaca daca daca Don

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Macron's wish of getting a freemason statue back. Coming true after another freemason tsunami bombs. Another freemason's land. The tenderfoots keep telling me it's a nice little club. Heads up, it's an eagle scout up above beyond your reach is found. Torches of freedom earthbound.

Live to fight another day.

 

[Jokerman]

Can't wait for Tesla to go out of business. Alienate your main customers with Nazi salutes and government chaos, great business strategy. I'd never ride in a self-driving car. Trump hates electric anyway. Maga love their gas-guzzling SUVs and trucks. Some might buy cypertruck, not enough. You want Trump and Maga's total endorsement? Make cars that run on "clean" coal.

 

[Jokerman]

Max Cancels 'The Sex Lives Of College Girls

Damn MAGA! Now where will I get my sex?

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Can't wait for Tesla to go out of business. Alienate your main customers with Nazi salutes and government chaos, great business strategy. I'd never ride in a self-driving car. Trump hates electric anyway. Maga love their gas-guzzling SUVs and trucks. Some might buy cypertruck, not enough. You want Trump and Maga's total endorsement? Make cars that run on "clean" coal.

Your wish should come true soon enough

China's BYD Says a 5-Minute EV Battery Charge Gives 250 Miles of Range

Green tech is like affluent people trying to maintain luxury while attempting to reduce footprint... like America, and Trump should be the last to preach about it. But for him it's probably as simple as "Gas and coal is good for America"