This was a close one folks. Some of my loved ones almost got a really bad phone call tonight. I was doing about 55 on a local road and some apparently blind man decided to make a profoundly insane left turn which, at my speed, would certainly have killed me. Or at least put me in the ICU. Maybe he thought he had time to make the turn? He did not have time. Maybe he didn't see me. I don't know. But I saw him at the *very* last second and STOMPED on the brakes. Narrowly missed him. I am freaked out by the closeness of the call. Closest call of my life, which will now continue. Wow.
Holy shit I almost died today
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I did a lot of thinking when I was laid up in hospital from my accident man. A lot of astral tripping off the ketamine too.
I've never watched it on principle because of those idiots. It is probably a good show. Rick and Morty, Doc and Marty, I get it.
Might try to get some. Having dreams about it lately. Feel like it’s calling me to come back. Really weird. Might try DMT at some stage.
I think that guy would have gotten the worst of it getting hit in the side by your front end. That exact thing happened to me once. About 55-60 mph, guy makes a turn right in front of me. I hit his back passenger side and sent him spinning. He was fine and I was fine and kinda enjoyed it, except for the damage. I was like, "Yeah, muthafucka, let's do that again!"
Oh that reminds me, I forgot to add it to my other thread. The day after I broke up with my other ex I was driving to see a friend and a woman pulled out of her drive way, one of those long ones with units on either side, no idea how fast she was going but she hit the back of my car, spun me around into on coming traffic, I managed to swerve it back onto my side and miraculously perfectly slide into a parallel park between two cars and inches away from a tree.
Oh and she wasn't licenced or a citizen.
Her licence plate embedded into my rim lol
You can see how perfectly I somehow managed to swerve into a park.
Oh and she wasn't licenced or a citizen.
Her licence plate embedded into my rim lol
You can see how perfectly I somehow managed to swerve into a park.
I follow you on Twitter now. Also you've got a shit ton of followers.
Hahaha.
I got out and was like "fuck Im lucky to be alive.... Woah that was a good park!"
I kind of stopped making jokes, which is what got me the followers. Not worth following me now lol. Coonie to his credit told me straight up he unfollowed.
You should have got out and said, I meant to do that. Reminds me of The Blues Brothers. Belushi swings around a corner and skids into a perfect park between two tight-ass cars.
They harass the literal creators of the show and they were all pissy when women were added to the writing staff
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