This is my thread

[Ristol]

Big day today. Going to Citi Field to witness the return of Jose Reyes in person. Me? I'm giving dudeman a standing O.

 

[Jokerman]

I just found out the Titanic sank.

 

[dilla]

Big day today. Going to Citi Field to witness the return of Jose Reyes in person. Me? I'm giving dudeman a standing O.

Went hitless. Sucks. Watching my Cubs potentially lose a game 2-1 to the Cards because of the Holliday homer.

I take that back for now. LaHair just homered in the bottom of the ninth. We might win a game in a fancy style today.

 

[Pittsey]

So.... I have a massive crush on my son's Geography teacher. If there are any school trips, I am volunteering to help, so I can chat her up. Is that wrong?

 

[Chronic]

So.... I have a massive crush on my son's Geography teacher. If there are any school trips, I am volunteering to help, so I can chat her up. Is that wrong?

Yes, it's very wrong. The only acceptable reason to volunteer is to feel better than other people.

 

[Pittsey]

Yes, it's very wrong. The only acceptable reason to volunteer is to feel better than other people.

But we are agreed it is okay to have sexual intercourse with your child's teacher?

 

[Da_Funk]

So.... I have a massive crush on my son's Geography teacher. If there are any school trips, I am volunteering to help, so I can chat her up. Is that wrong?

Greasy. But I like it.

 

[ARon]

I thought that was common practice

 

[S O F I]

But we are agreed it is okay to have sexual intercourse with your child's teacher?

happens in romantic comedies all the time so it must be OK.

 

[S O F I]

father fathered another child. four kids now. but do half brothers really count? i don't know. never thought that would happen. he threw out names, i made a case for one of them, and he picked that one. kinda cool. might be something i remember. i can actually buy him baby jordans. his first pair!

 

[ARon]

I bought my new little cousin a Jumpman bib lol

 

[S O F I]

hope this one lasts? lol

 

[ARon]

Daughters is way too good

 

[S O F I]

song doesn't do anything for me.

 

[S O F I]

how funny does jada's "top 5 dead or alive" proclamation sound after hearing The Consignment mixtape? Very.
The mixtape's not bad, it's got some heaters, but can hardly attribute that to Jadakiss. This is like a MMG mixtape.

Damn, Jada.

 

[keco52]

New upstairs neighbor is running the vacuum at 3am. If there is one way to send me into a murderous rage its to wake me from my sleep. What crackhead hours are you living your life on to think that's okay?!

 

[Chronic]

Drop them an overly friendly note in their mailbox. Explaining them in detail how sound can travel through walls and how human beings can be awoken by sound etc.

 

[keco52]

That's too civilized. I just banged on the wall and yelled "Are you fucking kidding me?!" There was complete silence the rest of the morning. I didn't even hear a footstep. He's new. It'll be fun to meet him soon.

 

[S O F I]

i aint kno u wuz gangsta like dat

 

[ARon]

Crackheads do crackheaded things... don't go getting stabbed or anything