So I had to let it marinate for a couple of days. I'm now ready to give my official thoughts on Tebowmania coming to my Jets.
1) I believe in Mark Sanchez. I watched him take my team to within one game of the Super Bowl two years in a row, his first two in the league. Nobody else has done that. He's the toughest Jets QB I've ever seen, the fiercest competitor. I hope this trade makes him play some fuck-you-football. But the thing is, that ferociousness--it does not go beyond the field. For a world-class athlete willing to get his head knocked off every down, he's sensitive. It's clear that the NY sports media gets to him. I hope this trade lights a fire under him, but I almost know it will do the opposite (freeze an ice cube over him?). The first interception he throws, there'll be "We want Tebow" chants. Bet on it.
2) Tim Tebow is...a really, really good human being. I know, who cares. But wow. Did you know he met with one sick child before every Broncos game last year, letting the kid hang out on the sideline and chat with him while he warmed up? Call me a sentimental guy, but that stuff is impressive. It's nice that the Jets have at least one player who isn't living that thug life. Religiosity aside, he's not just pretending. He lives his beliefs, and he's a great example to pretty much everyone. I'll still hate the site of him in a Jets uniform, because it'll symbolize everything the Jets have become. They're just attention seekers now, famous for no reason, the Paris Hiltons of the NFL.
3) What the fuck is Woody Johnson's problem? (For the uninitiated, Woody Johnson is the owner of the Jets.) EVERY big name that becomes available, the Jets have to have him. Brett Favre? Go get him. Santonio Holmes? Go get him. Peyton Manning? Try to go get him, but if he says no, say you never had any interest, and then trade for his backup, who is also a shiny prize. Why would you trade for the most popular QB in the NFL TWO WEEKS AFTER YOU GIVE YOUR STARTING QB A BIG NEW CONTRACT? The team is run by children. Children who want shiny prizes.
I need a drink.