What's going on in the world according to FlipMo & Friends.

[Flipmo]

I dunno for breakfast, but for a high-class supper, yes. (Just noticed I didn't specify it wasn't for breakfast)

 

[masta247]

It happens here. We have protesters and stuff. It's a hypocrisy to me - they protest that and then enjoy their hamburgers.
It's not considered so high-class here though.

 

[dilla]

I dunno for breakfast, but for a high-class supper, yes. (Just noticed I didn't specify it wasn't for breakfast)

I was talking about VG's post.

 

[ARon]

In Denver we have this ex Sheriff named Pat Sullivan who was trading meth for gay man sex. He's getting charged with 3 felonies and a misdemeanor for that then he is probably gonna be facing a murder charge soon because one of the guys he was sexing up was found dead like a week after the sheriff bailed him out of jail. The prison the sheriff is being held in is named after him lol, its pretty crazy.

 

[Casey]

HAHAHAHA imagine being locked up in a prison named after you LMFAO. That's gotta sting. What a dumbass.

Patrick Sullivan, 68—handcuffed, dressed in an orange jail uniform and walking with a cane—watched Wednesday as a judge raised his bail amount to a half-million dollars and sent him to the Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. Detention Facility.​

LOL

 

[Flipmo]

Muslim cleric: If women touch bananas they might get ideas

A Muslim cleric has allegedly banned women from touching fruits and vegetables that may be too sexual.

Mariya Karimjee - December 7, 2011 17:13Updated December 9, 2011 09:58


You can't be too careful. (Julian Finney/AFP/Getty Images)

Media reports are circulating that an unidentified Muslim cleric in Europe issued a ban on women touching fruits and vegetables such as bananas, cucumbers, carrots and zucchinis because they "resemble the male penis."
According to the Egyptian news website Bikya Masr, the cleric, whose diktat was featured in an article on a religion website, el-Senousa, said that "if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their father or husband should cut the items into small pieces and serve" it to them.
GlobalPost has not independently verified this story, and there is now speculation circulating online that the story may be false.

A Canadian news site, Straight.com, questions if the story is legit.

According to the article in bikyamasr.com, the story originally appeared on something called “el-Senousa news”, but good luck finding it. In fact, a Google search for “el-Senousa news” only points back—many times over—to the article in bikyamasr.com.​

According to the Times of India, liberal Muslims are fairly enraged and embarrassed by the reports. As TOI points out, "repression of women in ultra-conservative Islamic societies has been an intense subject of debate throughout the world."
The International Business Times reported that the sheikh's comment has become a target of online mockery.
"Many of the commentators are Muslims themselves, who have expressed their anger against the cleric for making Islamic religious practices appear unreasonable," the IBT reported.
The cleric's alleged words come after a "scholarly" report by the Majlis al-Ifta al-Aala, Saudi Arabia's highest Islamic council, warned that if women in Saudi Arabia were allowed to drive, there would be no more virgins in the country because driving may lead to a "surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce."

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Bananas - nature's penis.

 

[vg4030]

^^ Thats why I dont eat coconuts with the husks on, reminds me of a big blacks man's balls

 

[Ristol]

Stop reminiscing about college, vg.