Here's a funky introduction of how nice I am

[ARon]

Whats this veet talk?

My girlfriends sister has a baby so whenever im over there I use a baby wipe when im done, it just feels fresh

 

[Preach]

Can someone tell me WTF we are talking about? Where are you using the baby wipes? In your ass after shitting? Or on your balls after shaving? God, I'm so confused.

 

[dilla]

Shave your balls and asshole. If there's a little blood spattered here and there on your gooch, use a baby wipe. Technically, it is aftershave.

I also powder my taint with baby powder. I feel judged when I buy the Johnson's baby powder at WalMart. Or...used to.

 

[S O F I]

Can someone tell me WTF we are talking about? Where are you using the baby wipes? In your ass after shitting? Or on your balls after shaving? God, I'm so confused.

I don't know about veet talk, but when I mentioned baby wipes, it was explicitly about wiping your ass after taking a dump. If your ass is hairy, baby wipes do a better job of making sure you're more clean down there.

I don't know what Pittsey is talking about.

 

[Preach]

Damn. Snipping the balls. I have a birth mark next to my sack and I often snip it, but it doesn't hurt or I'd be more careful. Cutting the actual scrotum fucking sucks though. I am way too careful to have a need for baby wipes to wipe blood. I takes my time with it.

And instead of aftershave I use Aloe. It's soothing as shit

 

[Preach]

I don't know about veet talk, but when I mentioned baby wipes, it was explicitly about wiping your ass after taking a dump. If your ass is hairy, baby wipes do a better job of making sure you're more clean down there.

Hmh, never thought to do that, but maybe that's something to consider. I waste toilet paper to achieve the same effect.

 

[masta247]

Anyone wash their ass maybe? Anyone? I pretty much enjoy being clean down there.

 

[S O F I]

Muslims tend to do that but it's not very practical.

 

[Pittsey]

Can we stop with the innuendo and cut straight to the chase? We are talking about shaving your genital area? The man garden is the front or back yard? Asshole bleaching and baby wipes. I don't get it. I shave my balls with use-and-throw razors and trim the area around with my very own sac trimmer (okay fine, I use the beard trimmer that I also use in my face) but what do I need to do with baby wipes? And what are some reasons indeed to bleach your asshole? It's that dark, rly lol?

I don't bleach. I thought we'd covered the part where I am not homosexual?

I just immac my area. Better than shaving.

Do you do a handstand or get into position like you're trying to blow yourself to do it?

I squat,

Wait rewind this track? What is being veet-ed? Also I thought discoloration was from penetration. Why else would your ass need bleached. Am I wrong? Do i really want to know? I'm not sure.

I veet all around my scrotum, and the shaft of my pee pee. I leave a trim patch of topiary above the penis. Too much info?

 

[S O F I]

what does it mean to veet? I am unfamiliar with the practice.

 

[Casey]

It's the brand name.

 

[Pittsey]

what does it mean to veet? I am unfamiliar with the practice.

Hair removal cream. I am so metrosexual.

http://www.veet.com/

 

[Da_Funk]

I trim the balls and shaft. Never go for the full shave. As for asshole hairs, I let em be, thats a risky game. And no girl will ever be licking my asshole (the hair ensures this)

 

[SiGh]

Using baby wipes after cleaning Yourself with toilet paper is the most satisfying thing. If you haven't tried it, try it.

 

[keco52]

Trimming is sufficient really. No girl wants your cactus shaft when the hair starts growing back.

 

[Flipmo]

I go about 90% pornstar on my package, not 100% though - never go 100% pornstar.

 

[Pittsey]

Trimming is sufficient really. No girl wants your cactus shaft when the hair starts growing back.

True.

That's why maintenance is key. This applies to any part of the body that is shaved or waxed. Including male chests or when the ladies wax their bikini line.

 

[keco52]

Lasers FTW

 

[Flipmo]

Lasers on peens - FTL

 

[keco52]

But blades and razors are okay? It doesn't hurt. Its like a light rubberband snap.