Here's a funky introduction of how nice I am

[Ristol]

Earlier tonight I was watching old Spider-Man cartoons. Not the super-old one with the famous theme song, but the 90s one. Good show, nostalgic, etc. But after two episodes of that, some new and absurd Spider-Man cartoon came on--"Spider-Man Unlimited"--and I'm very uncomfortable with this one. It's set some years in the future. Spider-Man walks around with a little black kid, fights giant animals, and wears a cape. Huh? And the character is named Peter Parker and works as a freelance photographer--but this is the future. Was Peter Parker cryogenically frozen? Did the original Spider-Man never exist in this universe? Did they create a cure for aging right at the point where the last cartoon left off? A cape?!

So that's what's bothering me right now. How are you guys?

 

[S O F I]

I was fine until I read this dumb ass thread.

 

[Kobe]

Was Peter Parker cryogenically frozen? Did the original Spider-Man never exist in this universe? Did they create a cure for aging right at the point where the last cartoon left off? A cape?

 

[Casey]

welcome back bitch. i've been listening to a lot of the smiths lately, btw. i love them. but they still aren't better than the cure. and the lack of johnny marr is why i like his solo stuff a lot less.

 

[dilla]

Run around with a nigger as a pet? That's a future I can drink to. Clocks sprung back one hour. Just for the US. Sad to see 'bama finally lose a game this season. I hope LSU goes all the way now. Who knew the heart was so complex? Well, better put my knowledge to test on tomorrow's exam. Power went out around 8 this morning. It woke me up because my room was no longer like a walk-in cooler when the AC went out. Good thing it came back on. I was about to start looting. Oh, I need to laundry. My scrubs are just filthy and I'm running out of panties. MW3 comes out this Tuesday. Wish I could get my hands on it. Black Ops was the last COD game I'll buy from now on, not made by Infinity Ward.

 

[Da_Funk]

Earlier tonight I was watching old Spider-Man cartoons. Not the super-old one with the famous theme song, but the 90s one. Good show, nostalgic, etc. But after two episodes of that, some new and absurd Spider-Man cartoon came on--"Spider-Man Unlimited"--and I'm very uncomfortable with this one. It's set some years in the future. Spider-Man walks around with a little black kid, fights giant animals, and wears a cape. Huh? And the character is named Peter Parker and works as a freelance photographer--but this is the future. Was Peter Parker cryogenically frozen? Did the original Spider-Man never exist in this universe? Did they create a cure for aging right at the point where the last cartoon left off? A cape?!

So that's what's bothering me right now. How are you guys?

Capes are badass, shut up.

Still sober?

 

[ARon]

Tell your mother, tell your father, send a telegram.


I'm with coon in this thread... LSU has the best college defense I've seen since Sean Taylor was at the U.

 

[Ristol]

Casey - No argument here. Morrissey/Marr is one of the greatest songwriting duos ever. The Smiths are a very special band. The solo stuff works too, just not as consistently. Have you invested time in the albums Your Arsenal and You Are the Quarry? I suggest doing so; to me those are the two where he really figured it out.

ARon - When I saw you replied I figured you were being dickish, but you get your propers from me for being a Tribe kind of guy.

 

[dilla]

Has anyone ever bleached their asshole before?

 

[Da_Funk]

Has anyone ever bleached their asshole before?

My asshole is fucking hairy.

 

[Ristol]

Look, I'm cool with how this board works, but is it possible we're sharing too much when we start talking about our assholes?

 

[Pittsey]

Never bleached. I think that's for the fellas who like the fellas.

I do immac though, or to be correct, I Veet.

 

[S O F I]

I've thought about using baby wipes for wiping after deucin'. But it's still just that, a thought.

 

[keco52]

Lord....


Plz do tho...no shame in that.

 

[Pittsey]

I've thought about using baby wipes for wiping after deucin'. But it's still just that, a thought.

When you remove the hairy area. It cleans up easy. I feel sorry for those who are too "manly" to take care of their man garden. It looks and feels better when you keep those lawns kept.

 

[vg4030]

Never bleached. I think that's for the fellas who like the fellas.

I do immac though, or to be correct, I Veet.

Do you do a handstand or get into position like you're trying to blow yourself to do it?

 

[dilla]

I love derailing threads. The al-Qaida would be proud of me.

 

[keco52]

Wait rewind this track? What is being veet-ed? Also I thought discoloration was from penetration. Why else would your ass need bleached. Am I wrong? Do i really want to know? I'm not sure.

 

[vg4030]

He gets it bleached literally, to kill the demon seed jokerman left in there

 

[Preach]

When you remove the hairy area. It cleans up easy. I feel sorry for those who are too "manly" to take care of their man garden. It looks and feels better when you keep those lawns kept.

Can we stop with the innuendo and cut straight to the chase? We are talking about shaving your genital area? The man garden is the front or back yard? Asshole bleaching and baby wipes. I don't get it. I shave my balls with use-and-throw razors and trim the area around with my very own sac trimmer (okay fine, I use the beard trimmer that I also use in my face) but what do I need to do with baby wipes? And what are some reasons indeed to bleach your asshole? It's that dark, rly lol?