Legal masturbation at work

Jeez Pittsey don't be such a Muslim about it.

Then again I guess Osama was jackin it at work, too.
 
Ive watched porn at work. Once.

I watched 2 girls 1 cup at work, but I wouldn't classify it as porn.

I used to put thinandrich.com on people's browsers if they didn't lock their PC's when they left the room. When the site had the homosexual bumming clip with the spinning penis and the Dead or Alive track (Flo-ridah for you uneducated musically) playing in the background. Now I put pictures of penises as their wallpaper. But none of this is arousing, and I don't touch myself.
 
^^

That's it. Dunno if that will get through our IT filter at work. I can't even view this thread at work. Or any with swear words in the address. All pics are blocked too.

I will try it when someone leaves their PC logged on and unlocked.
 

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