Valentine's Day

[vg4030]

Come on, you're married aren't you?

Hence the fleshlight

 

[S O F I]

not with her yet. na jus messin... valentines day has come too early for "us". i was introduced to her not long ago and we kinda like each other it seems, so she says. should see her some time this week.

Valentine's Day is a bit tricky when it comes to situations where you don't seem to know for sure where you stand with a girl. Which color roses do you send? Red means love, yellow means friendship (or is it white?) etc. It's tricky. You don't want to tell her you love her and you don't want to tell her that she's a good friend. So, I understand that. Also, you don't want to start trickin' a girl from day one because it's going to be hard to top that from then on.

WITH THAT SAID,

it seems like you missed a very good opportunity to make that girl go ga ga for you. Sure you can't see her today, but guess what? Flower shops do home/office delivery. Regardless of what synful says or aaron says, every girl likes getting gifts, especially if unexpected. Some longer relationship couples agree mutually that they won't spend a lotta money, but since you're not in that position, sending some flowers or chocolates or being more creative would have been a perfect way to start the relationship with the girl.

In plain terms, Skins and Inbetweeners style, you could've shagged easily.

Are you bent?

fockin mental or somthn?

 

[Casey]

LMFAO at vg.... hahaha

 

[dilla]

Hence the fleshlight

I was anticipating that, but I thought maybe you weren't that far into it.

 

[raywaters11]

Are you bent?

Do you really have to ask?

 

[Synful*Luv]

Valentine's Day is a bit tricky when it comes to situations where you don't seem to know for sure where you stand with a girl. Which color roses do you send? Red means love, yellow means friendship (or is it white?) etc. It's tricky. You don't want to tell her you love her and you don't want to tell her that she's a good friend. So, I understand that. Also, you don't want to start trickin' a girl from day one because it's going to be hard to top that from then on.

WITH THAT SAID,

it seems like you missed a very good opportunity to make that girl go ga ga for you. Sure you can't see her today, but guess what? Flower shops do home/office delivery. Regardless of what synful says or aaron says, every girl likes getting gifts, especially if unexpected. Some longer relationship couples agree mutually that they won't spend a lotta money, but since you're not in that position, sending some flowers or chocolates or being more creative would have been a perfect way to start the relationship with the girl.

In plain terms, Skins and Inbetweeners style, you could've shagged easily.

Are you bent?

fockin mental or somthn?

HEeeeeeyyyyy, when did I say that girls don't like getting gifts? I'm absolutely sure that 98% of all females LOVE gifts.

 

[S O F I]

^shouldn't have grouped you in that portion, i meant about when you're in a more long term relationship, you become more "practical" with these hallmark holidays.

 

[Synful*Luv]

Ahhh.. yeah. We didn't celebrate V-Day.. but we were BIG on random small gifts that are meaningful and fun while not necessarily expensive.. and given at very odd times. Once.. he was sick at work. Felt awful but had an important meeting so he had to go in. I dropped off a HUGE box at his work with the receptionist.. professionally gift wrapped (they do it for free at this little shop nearby).. and inside? Only a bag of cough drops. hehehehehehe Fun times.

I'm mostly single these days lol.

it's important to buy gifts according to the girl too. i have a friend who is all about name-brand, big ticket items. and if a guy buys her something "sweet" but she considers it chintzy.. she will be pissed. It sounds bad, i'm sure.. but guys go along with it. lol

 

[THEV1LL4N]

woah, ive seen her like 5 times, 2 of which were brief. she should be here in like an hour and i bought her a little something.
im occasionally getting her little gift things that she likes. not long ago i gave her a heart cookie thing with icing on it which i bought for her and she loved it. i gave her something else too but i actually cant remember now what it was... but she likes food so i get her confectionery.

only just found out who she is, i doubt she's going to give her address away. besides... i'll see how it goes today.

note: it was exactly one year since my grandma passed away so messaged her instead. regardless, wouldn't have seen her yesterday anyway, shoudl do today before lecture... oh did i mention shes in the year below me? so timetables are different and working hours are different which dont make it any easier on top of other complications but i don't want to disclose those.

 

[Stred]

Valentines Day is expensive when you're a playa.

lol how many different girls did you buy for??

This has nothing to do with why you're a homo but I found this funny
Boy:I have Been Waiting for this Day
Girlo You Want Me To Leave?
Boy:NO!!
Girl: Do You Love me?
Boy: Of Course
Girl: Will You Ever Cheat On Me?
Boy: Never In My Life
Girl: Will You Ever Kiss Me?
Boy: Every Chance I get
Girl: Will You Hit Me?
Boy: Are You Crazy?!
Girl: Can I Trust You?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Sweet Heart!!
Read top to bottom, and then bottom to top

 

[Prize Gotti]

lol how many different girls did you buy for??

This has nothing to do with why you're a homo but I found this funny
Boy:I have Been Waiting for this Day
Girlo You Want Me To Leave?
Boy:NO!!
Girl: Do You Love me?
Boy: Of Course
Girl: Will You Ever Cheat On Me?
Boy: Never In My Life
Girl: Will You Ever Kiss Me?
Boy: Every Chance I get
Girl: Will You Hit Me?
Boy: Are You Crazy?!
Girl: Can I Trust You?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Sweet Heart!!
Read top to bottom, and then bottom to top

Lol at that, and also, I didnt buy anything, i'm not really a playa (people could be reading this).

 

[Flipmo]

lol how many different girls did you buy for??

This has nothing to do with why you're a homo but I found this funny
Boy:I have Been Waiting for this Day
Girlo You Want Me To Leave?
Boy:NO!!
Girl: Do You Love me?
Boy: Of Course
Girl: Will You Ever Cheat On Me?
Boy: Never In My Life
Girl: Will You Ever Kiss Me?
Boy: Every Chance I get
Girl: Will You Hit Me?
Boy: Are You Crazy?!
Girl: Can I Trust You?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Sweet Heart!!
Read top to bottom, and then bottom to top

 

[Pittsey]

woah, ive seen her like 5 times, 2 of which were brief. she should be here in like an hour and i bought her a little something.
im occasionally getting her little gift things that she likes. not long ago i gave her a heart cookie thing with icing on it which i bought for her and she loved it. i gave her something else too but i actually cant remember now what it was... but she likes food so i get her confectionery.

only just found out who she is, i doubt she's going to give her address away. besides... i'll see how it goes today.

note: it was exactly one year since my grandma passed away so messaged her instead. regardless, wouldn't have seen her yesterday anyway, shoudl do today before lecture... oh did i mention shes in the year below me? so timetables are different and working hours are different which dont make it any easier on top of other complications but i don't want to disclose those.

You shouldn't feel like you have to defend yourself.

I would have replied like this -

"When she shows me the cooch, I'll show her a valentines card."


You don't have to mean it. I don't. But I'd write it anyway. That's how I roll (online). In real life I buy them Ferrari's like Chris Evans.

 

[Da_Funk]

dick. you know my life based on that one post?

the earliest im seeing her is at some point this week due to our commitments at work or whatever. should be seeing her tomorrow, and if not tomorrow, then thursday,

twat.

edit: and now i'll be putting da funk's username citing his post, in the flowers.

You fucking suck. If you like her valentines day is the perfect time to get her a card, or some flowers, or even a box of chocolates. If you cant be assed to part with 5 or ten dollars, well I wouldn't be surprised because you are clueless. For a more detailed explanation see the post i quoted below.

Valentine's Day is a bit tricky when it comes to situations where you don't seem to know for sure where you stand with a girl. Which color roses do you send? Red means love, yellow means friendship (or is it white?) etc. It's tricky. You don't want to tell her you love her and you don't want to tell her that she's a good friend. So, I understand that. Also, you don't want to start trickin' a girl from day one because it's going to be hard to top that from then on.

WITH THAT SAID,

it seems like you missed a very good opportunity to make that girl go ga ga for you. Sure you can't see her today, but guess what? Flower shops do home/office delivery. Regardless of what synful says or aaron says, every girl likes getting gifts, especially if unexpected. Some longer relationship couples agree mutually that they won't spend a lotta money, but since you're not in that position, sending some flowers or chocolates or being more creative would have been a perfect way to start the relationship with the girl.

In plain terms, Skins and Inbetweeners style, you could've shagged easily.

Are you bent?

fockin mental or somthn?

woah, ive seen her like 5 times, 2 of which were brief. she should be here in like an hour and i bought her a little something.
im occasionally getting her little gift things that she likes. not long ago i gave her a heart cookie thing with icing on it which i bought for her and she loved it. i gave her something else too but i actually cant remember now what it was... but she likes food so i get her confectionery.

only just found out who she is, i doubt she's going to give her address away. besides... i'll see how it goes today.

note: it was exactly one year since my grandma passed away so messaged her instead. regardless, wouldn't have seen her yesterday anyway, shoudl do today before lecture... oh did i mention shes in the year below me? so timetables are different and working hours are different which dont make it any easier on top of other complications but i don't want to disclose those.

Ok, after reading this, you're not getting anywhere. You two haven't even been on a date and you're already making excuses as to why you can't see her.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

if you hadnt noticed, the day actually surpassed by the most recent time that i saw her. just seen your message now, da funk. anyway i saw her earlier and going for coffee on thursday.

just FYI, i did see SOFI's post. and i must say im impressed by the way he replied because usually i get abuse by the both of you.

this girl has recently broken up with her ex and is still quite upset. but on a phone call i heard her say that he was "the biggest mistake of her life". could work in my favour... maybe. anyway, last week she said she's not ready just yet hence why im taking things slowly, but im making my feelings known (to an extent). don want to overwhelm her in a bad way. i think she really likes the fact that i acknowledge her friends and speak to them when they are around e.g. today. she did the same too. usually people shy away. it annoys me when her friends come with her though because i wanna spend time alone with her if you get me but i dont let it be known that i dont always want her friends around when its just me and her because it'd be perceived as anti-social. hence why im taking her out - just us two.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

multi-name fat boy thanks any post that opposes me.

 

[Synful*Luv]

Sandeep.. when and how and why did you become the new SH punching bag??

 

[Tha_Wood]

When rahim left it created a vacuum.

On a side not, and no offence sandeep, but from my own experience this isn't going to work out. She will probably end up getting back with the douche ex boyfriend, or some one who is just as much of a douche, completely looking over you, the nice friend who was there for her.

 

[dilla]

Sandeep.. when and how and why did you become the new SH punching bag??

He's always been it. Like Woody said, he's got the personality of Rahim, plus being a raging faggot who seems to lack any social experience.

That is actually an insult to Rahim. Rahim was a cool kid, just quiet. Several members told me not to respond to Sandshit's consistent jabs because they think he's nearly retarded. But if he keeps it going at it, I'm not gonna stay quiet.

It's like

for months now. I honestly just skipped over his posts in the Android section and it wasn't until I saw him in my threads posting multiple times that I had to check what this cunt-tard was on about and I realized he was talking shit.

Poor bitch. Maybe when he moves out of his parents' house and meets people he'll learn a thing or two about not being a sack of shit.

 

[Flipmo]

Sandeep, he's gay people.