Valentine's Day

[Rukas]

So what's everyone doing?

I took my girlfriend out to dinner last night (pre-Valentine's dinner), gave her a big teddy bear this morning before driving her to college. Then picking her up tonight for another dinner.

 

[Jokerman]

I'm going to help a vampire with a soul to rid the world of evil.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

^Rofl.

Valentine's day is pretty ghey. That isn't even from a single life POV.

 

[Da_Funk]

The man above is right. That being said, my girlfriend is going to come over and were going to cook a nice dinner together. Whats even worse is, her birthday was yesterday. So, for her birthday we went out for a nice dinner, then met some of her friends for drinks and went to this mardi gras event after. The crowd was shall we say.. different. I thought the whole thing was gay as aids but she was loving it so I pretended to have fun.

For her birthday I got us tickets for a wine tasting course and for valentines day I got her a dozen chocolate covered strawberries from edible arrangements. It wouldn't be so bad but I have two exams, two papers, one presentation, and two assignments all due this week.

 

[dilla]

 

[Tha_Wood]

Masturbating into a sock, again.

 

[S O F I]

we were at subway friday night/saturday morning and my friend's girlfriend points out that all foot-long sandwiches are 5 dollars in February. Her boyfriend coolly replies, "yeah, Black History Month". She's Black.

hilarity ensues.

 

[Pittsey]

I used hair removal cream on my testicles, anal patch and penis shaft. Now I am nice and smooth. I have a little chemical burn under my bollocks, but nothing a bit of cream doesn't relieve.

I am hoping in return I will receive hour upon hour of blow jobs.


Oh.... And now my penis looks massive. Porn star size. I think everyone should refer to me as gigantor from now on.

 

[Prize Gotti]

Valentines Day is expensive when you're a playa.

 

[keco52]

FITA perhaps

 

[Flipmo]

Since the anniversary of our first date is the 15th, Valentines day isn't as huge for us as it would be for others. That being said, I still get flowers, chocolates, etc... whatever to say that I didn't forget that it's the 14.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

not with her yet. na jus messin... valentines day has come too early for "us". i was introduced to her not long ago and we kinda like each other it seems, so she says. should see her some time this week.

 

[Da_Funk]

^You are a fucking failure. At least get the poor girl flowers or chocolates or even a card for christ sake.

 

[ARon]

This is the 2nd Valentines day I've been though with my girlfriend and just like last year I'm not getting her anything, she doesn't get me anything either, she is gully like that. It's nice. Days like this have always and will always be dumb to me so whatever.

 

[Synful*Luv]

Um... playing videogames? Well, outside for a bit to enjoy the "nice" weather.. and then playing videogames.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

^You are a fucking failure. At least get the poor girl flowers or chocolates or even a card for christ sake.

dick. you know my life based on that one post?

the earliest im seeing her is at some point this week due to our commitments at work or whatever. should be seeing her tomorrow, and if not tomorrow, then thursday,

twat.

edit: and now i'll be putting da funk's username citing his post, in the flowers.

 

[vg4030]

Im not spending anything on Valentines day, Im saving up for a fleshlight

 

[dilla]

Im not spending anything on Valentines day, Im saving up for a fleshlight

Come on, you're married aren't you?

 

[Jokerman]

I hate VD day because it makes me think of my past loves and how they're probably spending this day with another guy. Just wait till I catch that bastard, whoever he is.

 

[dilla]

I hate VD day because it makes me think of my past loves and how they're probably spending this day with another guy. Just wait till I catch that bastard, whoever he is.

What VD in particular do you hate? I abhor The Clap.