Banning...

[Pittsey]

Actually I've received a liftetime ban from a go-car track in my city and one from a restaurant. I've been banned from a club for a year too. Do those count?

Nah. Too easy. I've been banned for life from 2 shitty restaurants and from several bars and clubs. I'm sure Woody and Stred are up on my numbers though.

 

[dilla]

Loads of places.

Got banned for being Donkey Pee and Matt Modena over on that 2pac site that started after Dutch and 221 closed theirs. I forget the name.

Banned from AV forums for taking the piss out of their over zealous mods. Banned from digital forums for the same.

Many, many more that I haven't listed.

Ah, that's what seems to get me. It's never quite trolling, it's just tirades when I'm angry and mods think that's the best form of damage control. For example, someone said heroin should be legal so that his mother can relieve her back pain. I said "that's like sucking a dick with AIDS if it cured cancer" with the analogy of losing back pain and possibly getting addicted to heroin to sucking dick curing cancer, but possibly leaving you with AIDS. Like jumping out the pan and in to the fire itself.

Some people..

Actually I've received a liftetime ban from a go-car track in my city and one from a restaurant. I've been banned from a club for a year too. Do those count?

I guess real-life ones are much worse. Or worth more points in this case. What'd you do at the go-car track that got you banned?

 

[Da_Funk]

I guess real-life ones are much worse. Or worth more points in this case. What'd you do at the go-car track that got you banned?

We went there blacked out and wrecked havoc on the place.

To give some background:
On the friday of that weekend we threw a party at my friends place, it was pretty killer from what I remember but none of us ended hooking up so we went for a nose dive late at night. Around 5am we ran out of coke and didn't know what to do, so my friend, being the awesome person he is pulls out an ounce of mushrooms. The five us drop something like 6 grams each, one of my friends freaks out and goes to bed, but there are passed out people all over the house so we go around high as fuck drawing on people and shaving some hair. Fast forward to the early afternoon and I finally get to bed. I had a soccer meeting on the saturday so I show up there looking like total shit, it turns out to be a bust so my friends and I decide to go get pitchers and food somewhere.

We down maybe 3 pitchers and a plate of nachos between four of us so were feeling pretty good again and decide to hit a strip club. Now I had only been 18 for about 3 weeks at this point and had never been to a strip club before, neither had two of the other people i was with. Between the four of us we spend something stupid like 800 dollars and are right fucked up by the time we leave. Low and behold were so drunk driving home that the guy driving gets lost in a city we all grew up in, and we stumble across this place called speed world, which sounds like fun so we make a pit stop. When you get there you have to watch a safety video because these things go pretty fucking fast, and you watch this safety video in a private room. Instead of watching the video we tear the room apart. Somehow they don't notice we are drunk as fuck, or since they're young, they don't care and they let us get on the track. Before the race starts were all revving our engines, talking shit, and someone goes by accident so we all start going and create a huge pile up before the race has even started. So whatever, no big deal, we line up again and the race proceeds. Now from what I remember the race was totally safe, the only out of the ordinary thing I notice is that whenever my friend curtis attempts a corner he does a complete 360 in the corner and then takes it. Apparently some people felt they got ran off the track (I say learn to race) so they ended up shutting off our cars through a remote and escorting us out. I'm pretty sure we debated the legitimacy of this with them but by this point my memory is very fuzzy

 

[Flipmo]

We don't usually get lifetime bans, or any bans of any duration here from my experience, and what I've seen. Only one where I was told to never come back was with some friends, because one of my buddies got smashed as hell and he destroyed a bathroom toilet with his bare hands. Funny thing is, after smashing it, he washed his hands like he just took a piss, leaving toilet debris all over the place. It probably didn't help me walking up at random tables and jacking their pitchers of beer though...

We returned a month later, and it was like nothing though, so I dunno. *shrugs*

 

[S O F I]

We don't usually get lifetime bans, or any bans of any duration here from my experience, and what I've seen. Only one where I was told to never come back was with some friends, because one of my buddies got smashed as hell and he destroyed a bathroom toilet with his bare hands. Funny thing is, after smashing it, he washed his hands like he just took a piss, leaving toilet debris all over the place. It probably didn't help me walking up at random tables and jacking their pitchers of beer though...

We returned a month later, and it was like nothing though, so I dunno. *shrugs*

Yeah, same here from a few different places due to friends fighting but nothing permanent. I don't know how they'd remember a person for so long, especially with such frequent changes in door security, etc.

I bet if Pitts went back to all the places, he wouldn't get noticed.

Anyway, I got banned from entering Canada for five years. It was badass kinda but then I managed to clear the issue up (stupid Indian rookie at the border fucked it up) a year later.

 

[Tha_Wood]

if were gonna start talking real life bans...

 

[dilla]

I was talking forums and on the internet, but this is much more entertaining.

 

[Tha_Wood]

how couldnt you ban a piece of shit like me

 

[Pittsey]

I bet if Pitts went back to all the places, he wouldn't get noticed.

Oh yeah. I wouldn't eat at those places now though, I am far more refined. And I have been back to those bars and clubs. A lot of times it is like an icebreaker. I am now friends with the bouncers and get to queue jump. : )

 

[Da_Funk]

We don't usually get lifetime bans, or any bans of any duration here from my experience, and what I've seen. Only one where I was told to never come back was with some friends, because one of my buddies got smashed as hell and he destroyed a bathroom toilet with his bare hands. Funny thing is, after smashing it, he washed his hands like he just took a piss, leaving toilet debris all over the place. It probably didn't help me walking up at random tables and jacking their pitchers of beer though...

We returned a month later, and it was like nothing though, so I dunno. *shrugs*

I thought I'd be able to do the same, but they take your license and put it on file there. I walked in there for my little cousins birthday and they told me I was banned and if i wanted to remove it to call the manager. Explaining this one to my family was fun..

 

[Flipmo]

Yeah, same here from a few different places due to friends fighting but nothing permanent. I don't know how they'd remember a person for so long, especially with such frequent changes in door security, etc.

I bet if Pitts went back to all the places, he wouldn't get noticed.

Anyway, I got banned from entering Canada for five years. It was badass kinda but then I managed to clear the issue up (stupid Indian rookie at the border fucked it up) a year later.

What you get banned for?

 

[Flipmo]

I thought I'd be able to do the same, but they take your license and put it on file there. I walked in there for my little cousins birthday and they told me I was banned and if i wanted to remove it to call the manager. Explaining this one to my family was fun..

how couldnt you ban a piece of shit like me

Such a beautiful piece of shit.