Wikipedia

[masta247]

I dedicated this cold Friday afternoon to Wikipedia browsing and I found it to be very entertaining.

I find these 2 "etiquette" articles especially entertaining:

Etiquette in North America - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
These lines just caught me off guard:

-Workers such as waiters, store employees, receptionists, and government employees, should be spoken to with civilities such as "please" and "thank you." Snapping fingers, waving money, or whistling for an employee's attention are not appropriate.
-Passing gas in the presence of others should be avoided
- In less formal situations, referring to someone as a 'dude' or 'bro' is more acceptable. Referring to someone as a nigga is not recommended unless they make it very clear thay they prefer to use that term. See nigga for more information.

Etiquette in Europe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

-In Europe, what qualifies as indecent exposure includes generally at least the exposure of genitalia or anus. In case of women, exposing nipples is not seen as proper conduct, but this is not always considered criminal, and depends on individual nudity laws
-Public display of bodily functions such as; flatulence, urinating, defecating, picking one's nose, loud snorting, belching and inadequate personal hygiene resulting in body odour are generally considered vulgar

Wut, every nigga loves farting in the presence of others *waves money*

This guy should get banned from America:

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Have you read the entry about common misconceptions? Good read.

 

[dilla]

Have you read the entry about common misconceptions? Good read.

Yeah, it was my thread. No one posted, so fuck all you nigers for ignoring it.

 

[dilla]

Wait, gonna see if this works.

ni99ers

 

[dilla]

Gahahahahahaha. It does.