Miami Police Release Pimp with Half a Head

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Miami police release mind-bending mugshot of suspect with 'half a head' | Mail Online

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Holy shit...

 

[Jokerman]

He'd make a great waiter.

 

[vg4030]

What the hell!?

 

[Elmira]

Oh jeez. It looks like someone's been playing 'Ring The Bell' too many times on his head. Yeah, I'm going to hell.

 

[dilla]

 

[dilla]

 

[Flipmo]

Yeah, saw this today. The ladies must love him.

That being said, looks like a good bowl to eat my Lucky Charms out of.

 

[ARon]

This dude has probably got a sick hat game

 

[keco52]

I thought this was the kid that lost half of his head in a drive by but IT'S NOT!!! There are 2 ppl walking around with half of their head.
Here's the other kid:

 

[Duke]

This isn't even fake? How can you survive with that much of your brain missing? :S

The kid in the movie at least had one half missing, pimpdude has the top lobbed cleanly off. That can't be healthy.

 

[Jokerman]

How can you survive with that much of your brain missing?

Just look at (insert board member name here).

 

[masta247]

What a half-wit huhuhu

I made a funneh

 

[keco52]

This isn't even fake? How can you survive with that much of your brain missing? :S

The kid in the movie at least had one half missing, pimpdude has the top lobbed cleanly off. That can't be healthy.

It's just the frontal lobe that's missing. Controls judgement and emotions (lots of ppl must be missing that part of their brain). Could explain why he's smiling like a d*ckhead in his mugshot. All of the important stuff is controlled in the back...brainstem and cerebellum

 

[Bobby Sands]

he'd be a good looking bloke if he had a proper head. lol

 

[dilla]

It's just the frontal lobe that's missing. Controls judgement and emotions (lots of ppl must be missing that part of their brain). Could explain why he's smiling like a d*ckhead in his mugshot. All of the important stuff is controlled in the back...brainstem and cerebellum

Dude. You should totally look into med school, specifically becoming a surgeon. You know your shit!!

 

[Duke]

he'd be a good looking bloke if he had a proper head. lol

You see a dude with half a head and *that* is what you think of?

Damn

 

[Bobby Sands]

i cant help it man.

being the raging homosexual that i am and all

 

[Duke]

It would make an awesome bowl to jizz in, though.

 

[S O F I]

Of course Duke had to go there.

 

[Flipmo]

I'd shit in it, and turn him literally - into a shithead.