Man makes his girlfriend into a Dickhead

I couldn't hold it in as I was in the library. Oh shit, that is so fucking funny. All I kept thinking of was she looked like a black unicorn, but with a dick instead of a horn.
 
I felt bad, she was crying :(

She had it coming to here, though. She put shit in his shoe. Ruined his shoes. What's super glue gonna do? Burn a bit? Leave a mark? I think it's pretty equal.
 
Yeah I think I couldn't pull it off. I'd feel too bad about it.

But since someone else already did it.. :)
Hey, it's her fault for sleeping with him.
 
She said dude way too much.

I went to the doctor because I got super glue in my eye once and they said there is nothing they can do except let it come off naturally, they just gave me some eye drops that made my eye numb, i was like tmac for a week. So I wonder what they would do about this, i bet you can rip it off but it's gonna take some skin with it. I'd like to see the reaction from people if she went to the doctor or something ha
 
lol It didn't glue shut, I opened my eye up as wide as possible so that didn't happen.

One of my friends tried to spray super glue into his friends hair and my eyeball got hit with a stray. It burned a lot, it was just a horrible experience.

This reminds me. Go see jackass 3d
 

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