50 Cent twitter

[UK_Thug]

anyone following? that guy is funny as fuck, i never realised it before

some examples:

I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich f*ck this I'm going home I don't need this sh*t

Got dam it motherf*ckers I'm having a bad dayThere's other people at the house she just likes to boss me around

I took out the garbage She mad cause I havent been over there a lot I been working my grand father was laughingAnd sh*t f*ck that

I just busted my ass comin down the steps in the gym...I'm glad nobody saw that sh*t...lol

Oh sh*t this b*tch almost hit my carTwitter almost killed meYou can't tweet and drive at the same timeIll f*ck wit yall later

Chris lighty fired f*ck that I'm startin overMy new cd gone kill I said its gone kill motherF*cker

You motherf*ckers don't like me Say somthing now You f*ck boys no I run da southI kill n*gga I kill

Ok ok ok chris not fired and I don't run the southMan they shouldn't let me have this sh*t man

You know one day I might wanna run for president like wyclef I must stop using such profanity. Then again f*ck that

I'm on the low In my hood driving through the back streets with my strap trying to see what's hood?

Ok the truth I'm on 5av by the bvlgari store.

I just did a hundred and 12 push up strightI hit a n*gga he gone see a white light Pow

Man when I figure out how to use the spell Check on this motherf*cker you n*ggas in trouble

Nah ima have to take keisha cole from that ball player n*gga sh*t she ghetto I'm ghetto. I know she gone take the gun charge if cops come

I just looked at kanye page what the f*ck kind a spaced out tweets are those. f*ck that I aint never looking at that sh*t again

I think I'm confused now I want a black girl who can do an*l like its nothing. I'm sorry I was just watching porn

My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it

If you a stripper and you have a low self esteem Its probably because your fat and ugly. I suggest you kill yourself

This n*gga @floydMayweather just called and said if I don't say his name he aint my friend no more. what the f*ck kinda friend is that

Obamas ratings are down cause he didn't include pimpin and hoein in stimulus package. Good hoes would boost male moral and fix the recession

the grandma one is unreal :lol:

 

[S O F I]

I think it got hijacked.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

^apparently it is actually him doing it. Going the Kanye West route.

 

[Tha_Wood]

"If you a stripper and you have a low self esteem Its probably because your fat and ugly. I suggest you kill yourself"

classic.

 

[Rukas]

I just went to the main streethop.com page and it has all their tweets on the top right side and happened to see this then was going to come in here and make the thread but looks like you beat me to it.

"After the movie I went to see my bitch shana cause she gives me free food. She work at the drive thru over at mc donalds and shit"

"I dare a nigga hate on me for that! everybody like free shit lol"

 

[_carmi]

when everything else fails, write a couple of funny sentences on twitter. everybody knows that's how you do a comeback.

 

[Rukas]

I think he's just having a laugh with it all to be honest.

 

[masta247]

Wow, now his image is pretty confusing. If it's real.

A die hard gangsta that will rape your dog in the ass and then kill your favorite hamster that turns into a "humorous" nerd on twitter.

 

[EDouble]

shit is fake

 

[Pittsey]

Wow, now his image is pretty confusing. If it's real.

A die hard gangsta that will rape your dog in the ass and then kill your favorite hamster that turns into a "humorous" nerd on twitter.

He's always been like that. He is a very down to earth humorous guy, who often makes fun of himself. His rap persona makes people think otherwise.

I think he's just having a laugh with it all to be honest.

Agreed. He is a funny fucker. Very English in his humour, in my opinion.

 

[Synful*Luv]

Agreed. He is a funny fucker. Very English in his humour, in my opinion.

What exactly is "English humor"? Just curious.

 

[UK_Thug]

english (read: BRITISH) humour tends to be dry, sarcastic humour. its not always obvious when a brit is making a joke (unless you're british yourself)

pittsey makes a good point, and you dont generally find americans with this sense of humour

he was a funny bastard on the graham norton show a few months back too

 

[Pittsey]

He was hillarious on Jonathan Ross about 3 years ago. Looked on youtube for it, but couldn't find it.

 

[EDouble]

if its not fake just proves hes a nobody no matter how much cash hes got

 

[UK_Thug]

"Perez hilton calld me douchebag so I had my homie shoot up a gay wedding. wasnt his but still made me feel better"

 

[Pittsey]

lol..

 

[Shadows]

He's just saying shit to be relevent again. Once people love or hate his personality, they will be interested in his music again.

 

[Preach]

i lol'd

 

[Shadows]

50 had me trippin last night on twitter.

For those that don't have one, or don't follow him:

from 50's twitter

Now this why I'm not fucking with these niggass no more. I get eminem to be on banks album and this ass hole gonna say he don't want him on it. I should shoot this asshole, they fucking with my money. I new I shouldn't have fuck with these shit heads. Gonna say you don't want da biggest Fucking rapper in the world and you don't want him on your album and he would only do it cause of me. I should a left this mother fucker In the hood.

I better make every dime I put into this niggas back or I'm shooting him! Fuck that he know the rules. ...Right now how could you be so stupid. I don't understand this shit. I hate these assholes when you feel like you have leadership skills you.... You wanta lead but when niggass become complacent and don't pay attention to what the fuck they're doing you feel like you work for them. I made these niggas rich, I'm finished fucking with them. I should shoot this nigga. This is crazy I'm getting this *nigga shot fuck it.

And I want all you mother fuckers on here and the police to see this so yal know not to fuck with me I do what ever the fuck I want. I got this bitch nigga on tape back stage. Me and em confronted him this sucker ass nigga, I'm a show yall the tape too fuck it.


he later posted on this is 50 .com that it was a joke.

But yesterday, i was hella trippin. I couldn't sleep, so i looked at my twitter in 'bed' and he had me trippin glued to my phone. hahaha
what a bastard.

 

[Casey]

50 is funny as hell. Always has been, ever since "How to Rob" in '98.