im about to chuck THE WOOD in the flaming fire ( woody diss ) (plus others)

[Prize Gotti]

This is exactly what the board has been missing, welcome aboard M.C. Illiterate!

 

[Da_Funk]

hey woody ya cunt , saying ya run this Joint whats ya fucking point , iv got the flow to make biggie look small thats right i did by pall mall on monoploy for 500 dollers coz im onea the high rollers dont drinve no shitty carollers , im all for the holden like i ima holdin the carrdds , and il choke ya like that 12 year old bitch broke ya , you fucking melester your names chester, chester the melester your luckin i dont fuckin arrest ya.

Epic.

 

[Synful*Luv]

How does this guy know Chronic? He just got here? Or am I missing something?

 

[Preach]

My experience with these sort of things (read: khulbin) are to just laugh. Asking too many questions will destroy it. It's random, it's funny, it's nonsensical, it's like any "YOU'LL SHIT BRICKS" motivational poster that you all laugh at. Laugh! Good job sport. I welcome you to these here boards.

I'm a fisherman.

 

[Synful*Luv]

*withdraws question*

 

[Preach]

I'm great, thanks for asking!

K, so are you coming to Amsterdam anywhere between the 14th and 18th of July?

Duke?

Anyone else?

I'll smoke you under the table, or claim to drink you under the table but instead get sick after about 8 beers and 4 cognacs and puke in your face.

 

[dilla]

Knuckle-children.

 

[Rufas]

thanks fellas

just like ta thank me support out ther cheers to u cunts

and ta anser some flaming flamigo ya bruthha ima farmer nik names sheep dogga
we should go troutin bloke

and chronic one last time ya wanka go jump on daisys tit matey, your a bloody discreace

 

[Rufas]

mate the flaming badland ya must be off ya fuckin tree bloke i tell ya your bloody discrace, me sis is a fuckin cow daisy.

woody lisen here fella ima punch ya block off if ya keep callin me some pat mate , i thought id fucking killed ya mate. might have ta berry ya sandeep, with sandeep down in tha flaming badlands just with ya fuckin heads popping up il boot yas fucking through donkey shit on you make ya eat me fucking pickle

ima a farmer fellas , but if ya fuckin tryna steal me crops il feed ya to me cow daisy with some liricall power.

 

[dilla]

I feel like I'm reading dialogue from a Redwall novel, like when the hares are speaking.

 

[Rufas]

lisen here fella ya must be reading some fuckin ledgendary dialogue if its mentioning me bloke il play with ya fuckin head like its a speed ball if your insulting me im fucking losing me shit this viagra is going to me flaming head

were did i put me fuckin prickle bush

 

[THEV1LL4N]

just a little something for you rufas:

 

[dilla]

Postman Pat. Fireman Sam. Noddy. Mr. Blobby. I could go on about British shows I watched as a kid.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

oh yea your sister, daisy. her red meat is quite tough.

 

[Rufas]

i dunno what the fuck your on bloke were did this comment come from ya flaming flamigo but lisen here fella and lisen carfull il fuck uin prickle bush ya ta death in a minute

This is exactly what the board has been missing, welcome aboard M.C. Illiterate!

 

[Chronic]

Preach PM the details, mate.

 

[Rufas]

sandeep ya cunt ( sandeep diss )

ayy sandeep ya cunt your a fucking panzie, il smash ya face of bloke with me pricklebush ya can tickle me sisters bush but dont touch her fuckin toosh, ya had it coming fella ,back off now before i turn rihanna on you like un brella ella ey ey youl be under me fuckin unbrella in a minute i tell ya , ya belong in a pickle jar il buy you for a nickle ha , you have got nothing on this M.C better go change ya diper ya flamin flamigo coz im throughing you in the bin YO fucking homo your just a bozo , i could keep going laddy but i needa fly kick some dork.

p.s your dps a girl bloke because your a sissy matey

fuck with this sheep dogg and il destroy ya

 

[dilla]

 

[Rufas]

chronic sipping on ya jinatonic in a fuckin chicken out fit fuck me sis mate a flaming discreace

 

[Duke]

This is getting silly.