Choco Teeth LAWL

i saw the beginning, but i stopped when i saw the guy move the toothbrush toward his mouth.
 
WHAT THE FUCK ARWAEEWEAGGGGGGGEWRgreakg;eajg;rejkej FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG THIS THIS FUCKING wORLD!!!!

I'd rather suck a dick for 2.000$ than do that!!!!
 
I'd rather suck a dick for 2.000$ than do that!!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK ARWAEEWEAGGGGGGGEWRgreakg;eajg;rejkej FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG THIS THIS FUCKING wORLD!!!!

I'd rather suck a dick for 2.000$ than do that!!!!

Would you do it for an extra 2 000$ if the dick was slimy and had a pimple on it?
 
I reckon I'd need a million dollars. AND the money would have to be in a briefcase, within my range of vision whilst I committed the act.

And there would have to be no less than 10 full bottles of mouthwash, a tube of industrial strength toothpaste, a gigantic vegan cheesecake that I could dive into face first, and Britney Spears naked on a bed and I could only fuck her if I did that first.

At that point - I would consider it.
 
^I'd consider it if I got to see a true 8 Incher. (SO HOMO).

Are you asking to see mine?

One of my wife's friends took her phone once and saw. And then showed 5 of her other friends who were at the same table. I then proceeded to get a phone call in which something to the effect of "YOU HAVE A HUGE COCK" was yelled down the phone by one of/some of these people, who I had not ever met.

That was funny.
 
What would you do it for?

What would I do for $2000?? Not much. That's not a lot of money.

For what amount of money would I brush my teeth with poop? $850K and up I think. Then it would be worth it. I could buy new teeth and have my mouth professionally cleaned while still having enough money to do a lot of extra things with. lol
 
Are you asking to see mine?

One of my wife's friends took her phone once and saw. And then showed 5 of her other friends who were at the same table. I then proceeded to get a phone call in which something to the effect of "YOU HAVE A HUGE COCK" was yelled down the phone by one of/some of these people, who I had not ever met.

That was funny.

lol, wtf?

Was your wife mad?

and seriously, I dunno what I'd do. No one found out how much this guy got?
 

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