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Since I have no pockets at the moment...what's in my purse: wallet, phone, ear buds, solid perfume, lip gloss, $47 and some change, mucinex, dental appt reminder card, bobby pins, hex keys? (must be bfs)
 
Tactical pen and tactical knife?


First off, the person that dreamt up the idea of a "tactical pen" and proceeded to name it as such should be shot dead on the spot.

Second, wtf do you need that for? You often trawl the favela's of Rio?

And a tactical knife too? Really? You walk around with half a bowie knife in your pocket?

What the fuck?
 
^ It totally reminds me of elementary school. Everyone knew at least one kid that lugged a knife along to school, thinking he's the man until the teacher found out and he cried when they took it away and informed the parents.

Unless you're a hitman, a ninja or a bushmaster you're a tool for walking around with a big ass knife.
 
^A tactical knife isn't a big ass knife. Usually it folds. My sister has a gov't issued one, they look awesome. But yeah, I couldn't see the use for it myself. If I wanted protection, I'd just skip the knife and get a glock. Just sayin'. Perhaps Rukas has a use for it.
 

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