Rock Slides

[ARon]

Our main highway through the great rocky mountain range, I-70, has been closed for a day or two because a huge rock slide happened and they're clearing it blah blah blah someone died from a rock slide on the detour route, oh how I love irony

 

[S O F I]

you have captivating story-telling abilities..

 

[ImmortalTech]

^bhahajkahjkahahajahaha

.. yeaman.. retell that story.. with something like


"ohhhhh shieaaat nigga, rocks are falling out the muhfuckin sky, innocent whiteboys are dieing and shit! Roads are being being shut the fuck Doooowwwnn!!! Bring Da Amber-lamps!!!!"

 

[Shadows]

Our main highway through the great rocky mountain range, I-70, has been closed for a day or two because a huge rock slide happened and they're clearing it blah blah blah someone died from a rock slide on the detour route, oh how I love irony

How about:

Cruisin down the street in my six-fo’
Jockin the HR bitches, slappin the hoes
A rock slide pulls up, why can this be?
Closed the highway, Now I have to take the city streets
I rolled down my window and I started to scream
Oh fuck nah, I hate this fucking Irony

*chorus*

Cuz the thing in my pants is always hard
you come looking like trash, and I'll still be hard
Knowing nothing in life, I bet the dude that died wasn't even legit,
Rock slides better not happen again, or i'ma have another fit

bump bump bumppp.... bump bump bumppp....

 

[S O F I]

^LMAO.

this is even funnier when one realizes that you actually took the time to think that shit up and type it up.

 

[Shadows]

lol. i love re-doing songs.
Like a song will be playing in the car, my sis and her friends or whoever is with me will be there, and i'll free-style and change the words to make ppl laugh.

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