What to do the next time you're on a plane.

Flipmo

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I got this email from an Algerian buddy of mine, thought I'd post it lmao.

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What to do on a plane when you are seated next to a real jerk


1. Take out your laptop.


2. Open your laptop very slowly.


3. Turn it on.


4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.


5. Open your internet browser.


6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the heavens


7. Breathe deeply and open the site (The End!!!!)


8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face.

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lmao, the visual image is epic.
 
haha ... for extra effect i would take out my mobile phone and connect it to the laptop via a usb cable then proceede to dial a number from the phone and just leave it on the laptop before opening the site :D
 
and then proceed to either get arrested or bashed.. or both.. probably both. BUT LOL @ the visual image... I wish I had this idea when I was flying back from Sydney, a guy wouldn't clear his throat he prefered to sit there moving it around his throat for 3 hours, *shudder* it was gross.
 
That's the best thing to do. To make fun of the paranoia they are spreading - 'cause it has nothing to do with reality.
 

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