So..

[S O F I]

My mom just told me I fell asleep on the washer and dryer in the bathroom last night. I woke up in my bed. I don't remember this.

 

[masta247]

Great. Congratulations :thumb:

 

[Shadows]

You have a washer and dryer in your bathroom?

 

[Jokerman]

I have a washer and dryer in my bedroom. I'm always falling asleep on it.

 

[Synful*Luv]

I would like a washer and dryer in a closet in my bedroom. So much easier. Why are they always in the basement? :\

 

[S O F I]

You have a washer and dryer in your bathroom?

Yeah in a closet in the bathroom.

 

[SiGh]

Your mamas so fat she jumped up and got stuck in the air

 

[Casey]

I once went to sleep in my bed and woke up on a washer and dryer, in someone else's house.

 

[Flipmo]

I went to my nana's (Gramma's) house drunk one night and I woke up on the bathroom floor on this 70s pink bathroom carpet thing. Worse part of it, my nana just left me there ... Old witch didn't even wake me. lol

 

[stefanwzyga]

On xmas night, after i'd drank about 20 bottles of Becks, and several lines of mephedrone, i blacked out in the pub, when i came to i was sitting on the floor of my mum an dads house gibbering shit to the pair of them!lol.

 

[Prize Gotti]

One time I had drank two bottles of vodka, taken 5 E's and smoked half an Oz of weed, and woke up on a bench in Soho Square Garden in London, 100 miles away from my house.

No memory of walking to the train station 5 miles from my house, no memory of the train journey, nor how I got from Kings Cross Station to Soho.

 

[Bigg Limn]

One time I had drank two bottles of vodka, taken 5 E's and smoked half an Oz of weed, and woke up on a bench in Soho Square Garden in London, 100 miles away from my house.

No memory of walking to the train station 5 miles from my house, no memory of the train journey, nor how I got from Kings Cross Station to Soho.

mebbe u ran

 

[ill-matic]

I like lamp

 

[Bobby Sands]

One time I had drank two bottles of vodka, taken 5 E's and smoked half an Oz of weed, and woke up on a bench in Soho Square Garden in London, 100 miles away from my house.

No memory of walking to the train station 5 miles from my house, no memory of the train journey, nor how I got from Kings Cross Station to Soho.

im willing to bet that if you did actually consume all that in one go, you wouldnt have woken up on a bench in Soho Square Garden in London.

 

[ill-matic]

One time I had drank two bottles of vodka, taken 5 E's and smoked half an Oz of weed, and woke up on a bench in Soho Square Garden in London, 100 miles away from my house.

No memory of walking to the train station 5 miles from my house, no memory of the train journey, nor how I got from Kings Cross Station to Soho.

is it fun

 

[S O F I]

illmatic riding high on his horse.

It's "I love lamp", by the way.

 

[Casey]

Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you see it?

SKYROCKETS IN FLIGHT! AFTERNOON DELIGHT!

 

[Da_Funk]

One time I had drank two bottles of vodka, taken 5 E's and smoked half an Oz of weed, and woke up on a bench in Soho Square Garden in London, 100 miles away from my house.

No memory of walking to the train station 5 miles from my house, no memory of the train journey, nor how I got from Kings Cross Station to Soho.

Yeah man. Caps and booze just don't mix. I had a 5th of rye one night, probably drank 1/2 or 3 quarters before going to the club. Snorted one cap and popped the other. I remember getting to the club, this probably woulda been around 10:30 or 11. When I came out of my black out it was 5 and I was in a tee shirt in the middle of a snow storm on a street corner 3 km away from the club. To this day i have no idea how or why I was there.

Not sweet.

 

[Prize Gotti]

im willing to bet that if you did actually consume all that in one go, you wouldnt have woken up on a bench in Soho Square Garden in London.

Dude, thats not alot, not did I say all at once. I'd started smoking in the morning, then drinking from lunch time and the E's at night.

 

[Stred]

Whats the difference between your mum and a whale? About 4kgs