How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[ArtsyGirl]

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Please read this first post.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

please read every other post in this thread.

 

[SiGh]

lol should this be closed?

what would he do, if this thread was closed?

 

[ArtsyGirl]

^hopefully go away. So plz close

 

[Duke]

Please read this first post.

Your name is blasphemous. You worship false idols. LOTR is the devil's work.

Start praying, sonny.

 

[Casey]

I sold my soul to the devil for my success. Life is way more awesome now. Me and Satan sit around all day laughing at how much of a pussy cunt bitch god is.

That cheating god bastard tried to beat us at Street Fighter by playing as Blanka and doing that Electric shock move over and over again. But we Chun Li'd his ass with Flying Bird Kick. Sucka cried like a little girl.

 

[vg4030]

lol should this be closed?

what would he do, if this thread was closed?

He will open up a can of jihad on you:evil:

 

[Duke]

He will open up a can of jihad on you:evil:

Jihad? I think it's pretty obvious this guy is a Christian, so...he'll do the Christian thing for revenge.

Which is....I dunno. Prolly try to burn my books or some shit.

 

[vg4030]

Jihad? I think it's pretty obvious this guy is a Christian, so...he'll do the Christian thing for revenge.

Which is....I dunno. Prolly try to burn my books or some shit.

 

[Duke]

But it wasn't funny.

 

[vg4030]

But it wasn't funny.

It wasnt meant to be.

Now:

 

[Duke]

 

[ArtsyGirl]

 

[Duke]

Isn't that from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

 

[ArtsyGirl]

^yes indeed.

 

[vg4030]

I fart in your general direction!

 

[masta247]

Shut The Fuck Up

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

[Duke]

I fart in your general direction!

Disgusting.