FARK! I had little wins all up until the big race then I blew all my money on four horses to win or place and NONE of them even came in the top three!
ITS SHOCKING!
And yes, the horse that won is called SHOCKING!
At least I got drunk on cheap Champagne. Been drinking since 11am. The only day of the year that is acceptable. Heh
Off to St Kilda now for follow up drinks if theres any fellow Melbourbians here...
ITS SHOCKING!
And yes, the horse that won is called SHOCKING!
At least I got drunk on cheap Champagne. Been drinking since 11am. The only day of the year that is acceptable. Heh
Off to St Kilda now for follow up drinks if theres any fellow Melbourbians here...

I was just mildly trolling, but yes, the point stands.