Jehovahs Witnesses called to my door the other morning. i was getting ready for college so didnt didnt know that they were out there and i didnt hear the doorbell ring. They posted a leaflet through the mailbox with the headline "All Suffering Will End Soon". I left for college a couple of minutes later and they were still parked outside. Bet they were pissed when they saw me pull out of the driveway lol.
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True story. A girl at work once invited me to her Jehovah's Witness church. She was going to read something special that night. So I thought, what the heck, I'm curious and she was cute. Well, I drive into the parking lot just before service and someone comes up to the car and says, "you can't park here, it's for ppl attending the service." I'm like, "that's me." They look shocked. I walk in the door and all the ppl there have a stunned look on their faces, like they can't believe an outsider actually came.
It's ironic. They do all they can to get you interested, even coming to your house, but when you come to their house, you're made to feel as unwelcome as possible. It's like they thought I came to bomb the place. I even wore my Jesus mask with the chattering teeth (no). Eventually, the girl I came for took me under her wing and they eventually relaxed. But the whole thing felt like some kind of secret coven where outsiders are hardly welcome.
After the service, I planted the bombs and left.
It's ironic. They do all they can to get you interested, even coming to your house, but when you come to their house, you're made to feel as unwelcome as possible. It's like they thought I came to bomb the place. I even wore my Jesus mask with the chattering teeth (no). Eventually, the girl I came for took me under her wing and they eventually relaxed. But the whole thing felt like some kind of secret coven where outsiders are hardly welcome.
After the service, I planted the bombs and left.
Hold on. You're calling her a bitch when you're the one who snapped at her in the first place? Her saying she has some clean friends implied nothing about your firends, you're the one that made it like that. Probably cus of your negative thought towards people of religion. I think neither of you were being a bitch, you were a bitch more than her from the story you've told but whatever. Religious people are pretty damn annoying but be real.
I'm not religious at all by the way
I'm not religious at all by the way
I remember years ago we had a visit from our local Jehovahs.. Luckily at the time we had 2Pac playing, pretty certain Hit Em Up was one of the songs that greeted these people. Anywho this guy says something like "oh I'm a 2pac fan" 
.. I called bullshit on that, they must train these people in pop culture so they can make us feel more comfortable about the BS that comes next. Fun times though.
.. I called bullshit on that, they must train these people in pop culture so they can make us feel more comfortable about the BS that comes next. Fun times though.
No no. She said wanna come to my church for a community meeting. I said no politely. She said it'd be good, I'd meet people. I nicely replied I already had friends. Then she said I could get clean friends.
See the diss right there? That's right. Plus when I'm alone in the subway falling asleep, don't look at me, don't talk to me, don't annoy me.
:love:
I'm not dirty, just misunderstood.
Thank you.
Carmi, call me *does call me like hand motion to the ear*
Thank you.
Carmi, call me *does call me like hand motion to the ear*
No no. She said wanna come to my church for a community meeting. I said no politely. She said it'd be good, I'd meet people. I nicely replied I already had friends. Then she said I could get clean friends.
See the diss right there? That's right. Plus when I'm alone in the subway falling asleep, don't look at me, don't talk to me, don't annoy me.
Ohhh well fuck that bitch then.
And you're crazy for falling asleep on the subway. I don't know how it is in America Jr. but my wallet and phone would be gone right quick. A pretty girl like yourself should be more careful lmao
They actually do. lol. Montreal has been having a lot of them lately.
I always fall asleep on buses and metros when I take em. lol
I always fall asleep on buses and metros when I take em. lol
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