i'm sick as a dog

[Elmira]

well really i have a bad cough that doesn't let me sleep much at night. i think i have lunar allergies... is anyone sick as me? when the winds change i always feel it, why do i have to suffer the repercussions? fu, mother nature. i'm in hell. even grandmother's homemade witch concoctions of onion juice honey and water won't relieve me.

thank god for the internet... bill cosby is a bit funny, i don't know what i always had against him. i think when i found that he donated a gigantum amount of lobsters to my university i was a bit upset for the lobsters...


Fuck You, Penguin: March 2009

 

[Elmira]

i never liked his holier-than-thou attitude, that's it. notice how he is like the tibetan fox in that respect.

 

[Stred]

1 2 3 4 fiiiiivvvvee

edit: lol I had to find it.

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[Duke]

Mexican pig flu?

 

[Elmira]

jolly rancher braids syndrome

 

[ARon]

For reals one of my firends was just told she has the swine flu, she has to stay in her room for a minimum of 5 days and have the least amount of contact with people possible, crazy stuff.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

How sick is a dog anyway?

My friend got confirmed for swine flu, I've managed to stay clear of it..

 

[S O F I]

I've read somewhere that in a couple of years, 1/3 of the world population will have caught it.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Unless you've got some serious health problems its not all that bad.. Feel like absolute shit but you know.. Its not dying..

 

[Elmira]

I'm sure I don't have this pigly disease that's spreading. If that's the case I would feel a host of other symptoms. My mother and I have a chronic seasonal cough that affects us at different intervals. Anyway it's all the pits

 

[ARon]

I'm afraid of the swine flu, I have a weak immune system and that shit can take me out lol

 

[S O F I]

lmao @ that shit can take me out

 

[Bender]

well really i have a bad cough that doesn't let me sleep much at night. i think i have lunar allergies... is anyone sick as me? when the winds change i always feel it, why do i have to suffer the repercussions? fu, mother nature. i'm in hell. even grandmother's homemade witch concoctions of onion juice honey and water won't relieve me.

lunar allergies? ... what you talk about is a close resemblance to the lunar/moon cycle and a womans menstruation cycle

new moon every month + higher tides = change of moods/weather

 

[THEV1LL4N]

get well soon.

 

[Elmira]

Thank you, I'm feeling good as new today. It's funny how after a sickness you always get a fresh spring in your step, this new feeling of lightness. Anywoop...

There is much I can say about the cycles of the moon and all the ways I believe it effects the body -- in a more profound way then just menstruation cycles, although that is right. But for some reason whenever I bring this up to my mom she scoffs at me, as if I'm talking about the Illuminati or some such conspiracy. I think it's general burgeoise skepticism, and disbelief in superstitions, etc. My mother comes from that old class of society that takes foolhardily any mention of religious mysticism, healing, and the like. I'm ranting.

ps: I don't think the swine flu alone will kill you!

 

[S O F I]

smart mother.

 

[Flipmo]

Dip your socks in brandy and wear them. You'll feel fine eventually, and your feet will be an aphrodisiac to rock bottom alcoholics... so you have yourself a bonus there.

 

[Elmira]

^Your prescribed advice for me is to reek of brandy and lure an alcoholic to fall in love with me? What if this miraculously helps me get over the flu, and then sends me into a life-long bender? I must say your method of healing is non-traditional.

 

[Flipmo]

LOL.

It's actually an old Balkan's wives remedy. Some say it works, others say it's just silly. It's for you and your feet to discover 2

I know some others, but they may cause lead poisoning LOL

 

[masta247]

Drink Whisky. That's a Scottish cure which is known to always work one way or another.