Are you an organ donor?

Eh. It seems logical to me.

Sure it must be expensive. I aim to make enough money for that not to be a problem :)

It's about 100k $ now, right?

That's not much considering you've been working for your whole life, have your own house, car etc.
You can give one hundred for a chance to live once more considering that your children will get most of your money anyway (for your properties)
 
I am. If you're not, then I'm offended. I don't care what they do with my body when I die, because as David Cross so shrewdly observed, I'll be dead.
 
That's not how it works. In the future they'll be able to bring dead people back to life if their body is intact.


it is possible to freeze a fly (yes a fly) and it will become dormant, until it thaws and is then able to fly again, i seen it in a magic trick once
 
Naw i'm jewish and jews are supposed to perserve their bodies as they were when they were born or something like that.
Most mainstream religions support organ donation:

All four branches of Judaism (Orthodox, Conservative, Reform, and Reconstructionist) support and encourage donation. Said Orthodox Rabbi Moses Tendier, "if one is in the position to donate an organ to save another's life, it's obligatory to do so, even if the donor never knows who the beneficiary will be. The basic principle of Jewish ethics - 'the infinite worth of the human being' - also includes donation of corneas, since eyesight restoration is considered a life-saving operation." In 1991, the Rabbinical Council of America (Orthodox) approved organ donations as permissible, and even required, from brain-dead patients. The reform movement looks upon the transplant program favorably. Rabbi Richard Address, Director of the Union of American Hebrew Congregations Bio-Ethics Committee, stated that, "Judaic Responsa materials provide a positive approach and by and large the North American Reform Jewish community approves of transplantation."
He's a rabbi called Moses, so he must be right.
 
This means you're going to die. I'm not sure you realize that.

I do realize it. I'm just calling him out because I don't think he is willing to give me $100k right now. Deal expires tomorrow.
 
I do realize it. I'm just calling him out because I don't think he is willing to give me $100k right now. Deal expires tomorrow.


I wonder if this thread can be legally seen as a written contract....

If only I had the money :) You'd be so fucked.
 
Pretty sure he'd wanna see a frozen Mili before money is transfered..

Then how the hell am I supposed to pay for it? I don't have a spare $100,000 right now. That's what the money is for, dum dum.

I wonder if this thread can be legally seen as a written contract....

If only I had the money :) You'd be so fucked.

No, it can't. Mostly because there is no legal concrete way of proving that this internet forum account belongs to a real person, that person being me.

Secondly, I'm clearly banking on the fact that no member of this forum has a spare $100,000 right now. I know that, you know that, so really we're all just having fun. But if someone did have that, shit, I'd do it. But I'd impregnate my wife first.
 

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