why do americans drink light beer?

[Euphanasia]

beer is gross. got wasted once in my life on it and honestly, never fucking again. i hate beer.

you need to acquire a taste for it. i didn't like it when i first tried it, but now it's delicious.

 

[Da_Funk]

alcoholics who don't wanna feel left out

lol. funny you say this. My uncle used to be a juice bag, THE FUCK. Like he'd drink a 24 a day. I remember being 7 years old and staying at his house. My Mom would go out with his wife at the time and He'd force a beer or three down my throat. Good times.

Now he's sober and drinks odouls like its water

 

[Duke]

lol. funny you say this. My uncle used to be a juice bag, THE FUCK. Like he'd drink a 24 a day. I remember being 7 years old and staying at his house. My Mom would go out with his wife at the time and He'd force a beer or three down my throat. Good times.

Now he's sober and drinks odouls like its water

You were forced to drink three beers when you were 7 years old?

I wanted to say "that explains a lot" and do a phunni-smiley, but I call bullshit. Feed a 7 yr old three beers and the kid is sick for a week. At least it's not something that goes under the radar, so if you're actually speaking the truth you have the worst parents ever since they didn't even notice their 7 yr old kid being drunk off his tits.

 

[_carmi]

lol. funny you say this. My uncle used to be a juice bag, THE FUCK. Like he'd drink a 24 a day. I remember being 7 years old and staying at his house. My Mom would go out with his wife at the time and He'd force a beer or three down my throat. Good times.

Now he's sober and drinks odouls like its water

so a beer or three? not two, always one or three?

you need to acquire a taste for it. i didn't like it when i first tried it, but now it's delicious.

nah i'm not interested. it's disgusting. that's my conclusion. i'll stick to shots and cocktail drinks.

 

[Dulce]

I only use light beer for beer pong.