Craigslist lol

[keco52]

Need cash asap!!! - $300 (harford county)
Date: 2009-08-04, 1:52AM EDT
Reply to: sale-qtedt-1304774248@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm not gonna give you a sob story about how I lost my job because of the economy a year ago and have been working as a janitor at 22% of what i was making but now I have met someone and I really want to take her out. I've slowly sold everything I own to pay my bills so I'm not homeless and have not had the company of a female since my ex left me last october. And I'm very horny!!!! And I figure i can get some nice clothes for about$100 and rent a car for $50 and that leaves me $150 for a nice dinner. I have been out with this young lady before to panerra bread and we talk on the phone everynight. So I think I got real shot at getting to third base but i would like to do it right. But It's hard to have finances to date on $7.50hr Thanks to all that understand my delema!! Thats the only reason I need the money..I'm not in anydanger of being homeless or starving...I just figured i'd be honest about why I'm asking for cash! Thanks again!

* Location: harford county
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[Preach]

i like the honesty. i almost want to help him.

 

[Duke]

lmao. just show up naked with a buspass and some mcdonalds coupons.

saves you like 290 bucks. guaranteed hit...

 

[masta247]

A nice story. Maybe I'll make one up and ask for 300$.

OOh I want to hit Preach but can't afford a ticket to Norway Help plx

 

[Jeremy]

These things are all over craigslist. Check the missed connection. Those are the best.

 

[Shadows]

The sole reason why I stop by to read those funny ass ads. Sadly, I think most people are not faking it.

Keco, are you looking for a hook up?

 

[ArtsyGirl]

A nice story. Maybe I'll make one up and ask for 300$.

OOh I want to hit Preach but can't afford a ticket to Norway Help plx

hit/fuck = :lol:
hit/punch = :lol:
both = :lol: :lol:

 

[Preach]

I'm well aware of the affect I have on other men.

 

[masta247]

hit/fuck = :lol:
hit/punch = :lol:
both = :lol:

Yes, I want to slap him in the face while playing with his sexy beard :love:

 

[Duke]

Preach = sexay

and im just the girl you lost to cocaine

 

[_streethop101]

Maybe he would be able to get a better job if he could spell "dilemma" right, fucking high school dropout.
I mean god damn, it was a Nelly song, how can you spell it wrong?

 

[Shadows]

^cuz omg they like totally just loved the song and thought kellz and Nelly shud be togever forever

 

[SiGh]

I mean god damn, it was a Nelly song, how can you spell it wrong?

I see where your coming from, but using Nelly as a reference? When has Nelly EVER spelled, said/pronounced any word correctly? Whether it be it in his songs or interviews or anything.

Just saying.

 

[_streethop101]

I see where your coming from....

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LEARN

Your - possessive. "That is your ball."
You're - contraction for you are. "You're giving me a headache."




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Anyway, my point was, if Nelly can use it properly, anyone should be able to.

 

[keco52]

Keco, are you looking for a hook up?

Is that an offer? 2

 

[Shadows]

^only if your profile didn't say you were married and gay. :*(

otherwise, we both luff bebes. 2

 

[masta247]

I lst 2 bolttles of ber today ;( i watns to find trem.

 

[Duke]

I lst 2 bolttles of ber today ;( i watns to find trem.

Did you find them?

 

[masta247]

No, now I don't even remember losing any.

 

[Duke]

The mystery of the disappearing beer bottles. A Masta and Duke adventure. Now available at the better comic stores.