Ant Mega-Colony Covers Half The Planet

[kastro]

Found this story over on io9 and I gotta be honest with you, I’ve thought about this a number of times before

Ant colonies are often part of bigger “mega colonies” that share genetic traits and will not make war on each other. One colony got so big it now rivals the human population in its reach, covering most of the planet.

According to BBC News:

In Europe, one vast colony of Argentine ants is thought to stretch for 6,000km (3,700 miles) along the Mediterranean coast, while another in the US, known as the “Californian large”, extends over 900km (560 miles) along the coast of California. A third huge colony exists on the west coast of Japan.

While ants are usually highly territorial, those living within each super-colony are tolerant of one another, even if they live tens or hundreds of kilometres apart. Each super-colony, however, was thought to be quite distinct.

But it now appears that billions of Argentine ants around the world all actually belong to one single global mega-colony. Researchers in Japan and Spain led by Eiriki Sunamura of the University of Tokyo found that Argentine ants living in Europe, Japan and California shared a strikingly similar chemical profile of hydrocarbons on their cuticles . . . “The enormous extent of this population is paralleled only by human society,” the researchers write in the journal Insect Sociaux, in which they report their findings.

The real question is, do the ants have a plan?

 

[roaches]

they're coming for your sugar and your fallen hangnails. hide the babies.

 

[Bender]

reminds me one time i was waiting for vehicles to pass on the road behind where i lived so that i could cross the street, i was stood on grassland facing the other houses, just before the trucks passed from the local dog food factory my left foot began to feel like it was on fire, i looked down and realised my left foot was right on top of a red ant hill. i proceeded to take both my shoes off and strip to my boxers in the middle of the street frantically brushing off hundreds of red ants on my shin, bastard ants

 

[Elmira]

I gotta be honest with you, I’ve thought about this a number of times before

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That Queen Ant must be a baller!

 

[kastro]

reminds me one time i was waiting for vehicles to pass on the road behind where i lived so that i could cross the street, i was stood on grassland facing the other houses, just before the trucks passed from the local dog food factory my left foot began to feel like it was on fire, i looked down and realised my left foot was right on top of a red ant hill. i proceeded to take both my shoes off and strip to my boxers in the middle of the street frantically brushing off hundreds of red ants on my shin, bastard ants

^ hahaha really wow pretty out of it, well one time i fall asleep and i woke up like something was itchy all over and i find these red ants all over me, all i gota say is it hurts like fuck whens theres alot of them on u