Your Best Pickup Line!

[Luv4Pac4Ever]

You guys are sad.
One I had used on me once....
Guy: Hey, do you have any black in you?
Me:Um, no.
Guy:You want some in you?

 

[AmerikazMost]

Can I borrow your spatula?

 

[Default MX]

You guys are sad.
One I had used on me once....
Guy: Hey, do you have any black in you?
Me:Um, no.
Guy:You want some in you?

ew

Can I borrow your spatula?

rofl

 

[dedbrd]

try this, you either get hit or laid....

"i want to stick my tongue in places on you your fingers have never been"

 

[HusseinFatalPAC]

as in like i actually use? somethin like hey girl i was admiring you for afar and ive got to admit i shouldve came closer earlier, or somethin like that lmao but it always gets them smilin and blushin

 

[ToopackShaker]

obviously not a real pick up line, but its funny:

i'm very good at math so,
lets add you and me
subtract your clothes
divide your legs
and multiply

 

[TecK NeeX]

You: hey there is your name Gillette by any chance?

Woman: no why?

You: Cause you're the best a man can get




You: hey there, have you ever kissed a rabbit inbetween the ears?

Women: she'll be like wtf? NO

You: pull both your pockets inside out and say would you like to?




Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!