Your Best Pickup Line!

[50cent2121]

"Yo baby I was sitting here pondering when I saw you and
I instantly came up with a poem for you. Its something like this.

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I have herpes,
So can you!

Post your greatest pickup lines, i need some fresh ones....though mine works great

 

[radkin]

"Hey baby, that's an interesting dress you have on" "Oh yeah, why is that?" (woman obviously trying to mature and sexy) "Because if you put your hair up into two pigtails you'd complete the "innocent little schoolgirl" look" (I walk off into the bar, but not before I get a sock in the arm, which opens up more comments about feeling a breeze nearby.)

 

[AmerikazMost]

Go up to the girl, lick your finger, wipe it on her shirt and your own, then say "What'd you say me and you get out of these wet clothes?"

 

[Silleone]

"nice legs, what time to they open"

Me:want some chocolate?
Her:yea
Me:*Unzips Pants*

 

[Salar]

when we were in highschool we used to have pickup line competitions. And there was a pointing system and all when you used them. Oh the good ol' days

The only one that i like which i sometimes use for a laugh is:

you have a friend waiting in the back ground
you go up to a girl and say "do you see that guy over there" your friend will look all nervous and aknowledges the girl, then you say "well he wants to know if you think i'm cute?"
i've always got a laugh, and it breaks the ice.

 

[Glockmatic]

can i read your shirt in brail?

 

[AmerikazMost]

when we were in highschool we used to have pickup line competitions. And there was a pointing system and all when you used them. Oh the good ol' days

The only one that i like which i sometimes use for a laugh is:

you have a friend waiting in the back ground
you go up to a girl and say "do you see that guy over there" your friend will look all nervous and aknowledges the girl, then you say "well he wants to know if you think i'm cute?"
i've always got a laugh, and it breaks the ice.

lol i was thinkin of that one too

 

[Default MX]

Bitch get in my car.

 

[Butt Rubber]

"hey little boy, do you want some candy?"

 

[KaMaVeLi]

Guy: Hey Gurl, i dont know why but your'e eyes remind me of a spanner?

Girl: WHAT!?!

Guy: Everytime i look at them my nuts tighten

Makes them laugh fuk knows if it gets them though.

 

[C.R.Y.]

is the world coming to an end, because i swear im seeing an angel in front of me.

its a little corny but i try

 

[bigmack]

ive actually won using this pickup line once when the local radio station had a competition to see who would have the best pickup line for mariah carey.

it goes like this.


id tell the girl " Hey....Did it hurt???""

then she'd give me a weird ass look and say "Did what hurt?????"

then i'd say " When you fell from heaven"

 

[Tru Principle]

Is it me or does somethin' smell in here, 'cause you're the ish girl!

 

[Raspac]

wanna go halfers on a baby?

 

[Phusion]

There's allsorts of 'em I know, I very rarely use em tho

"Damn girl aren't you tired? Cos you've been runnin through my mind all day"

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you wanna shag me don't you?"

Me: Can you catch?
Her: Why?
Me: Cos there's a couple of balls comin your way

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"

Me: Have you got a man?
Her: No
Me: Do you want one?

 

[aquaria]

is 20 dollars enough?

 

[devils_advok8]

how much?

 

[devils_advok8]

^aah aquaira beat me to it

 

[ShockA]

"hey little boy, do you want some candy?"

I wonder about you bud.... I really do

There are some good ones... The_one's is the best.. I gotta try that.

Too bad I don't have any of my own to add.... I'm such a lameass with pick up lines.. I won't even waste my time in thinking of any to post ha

 

[Steph]

'Your left right leg is Thanksgiving, your right leg is x-mas, lets meet between the Holidays' lol j/k fuck no i would never use that shit.