You live an illusion - YOU ARE NOT FUCKING NEEDED

[XIAN]

Fucking tell me about that shit!!!!!!!!! I am in the same boat, but i only have 6 years under my belt. I had a guy come up to me, he bought one 22 ounce can of Molson Ice. ONE CAN OF FUCKING BEER IN A MASSIVE GORCERY STORE. when he scanned it at the U-scan it rang up $1.49. Then he paid for it. Then he walked outside the doors. Then he walked back inside of the doors. Comes and walks down to me and says "Hold on buddy, i have a question, there was a sign back there by this that said this was a 1.39." I just looked at him, right in the eyes, wondering, what exactly do i say to this person. How do i cover my own ass and make them look like a fool?

I also love when someone gives me a whole big ass stack of coupons when they didnt even get a 1/4 of the shit theyre trying to give me coupons for. I love this position. Because i know theyre trying to fuck me, i expect that shit (look at my location). My computer tells me xactly what they have bought, and what they havent bought. When i scan each coupon it will just automatically go through if they have bought that item. If not, a message will pop up, it says, Item Not Found. Then i clear that out, and say nothing. That way it still appears that i am scanning their coupons and subtracting them from the order, but in actuality i am scanning them and clearing them out. Sometimes the person give me a whole shit load and it pisses me off so much i actually tell them that im tired of scanning all these because u didnt get any of these items, thanks.

:laugh: That's hilarious. What about when there's a huge line and you got the "the sign said blah blah blah" people, then when they finally leave, the other customers are pissed and they take it out on you!!:angry:

 

[yak pac fatal]

and yes, i am high right now.

lol i love the way u ended ur post