You live an illusion - YOU ARE NOT FUCKING NEEDED

[Cooper]

Yes. Yes at all.

Customer satisfaction is paramount. Nothing is more important to a business than customer satisfaction. Satisfied customers are loyal customers, and customer loyalty is where the real profit comes from. If you calculate the lifetime value of a happy customer, caving in to their demands and sucking up to them whenever and however possible is very worthwhile.

To touch on what Rizzle said; a customer is far more important than an low-level unskilled employee.

I used to believe that and it's nice in theory...but when you've actually worked with customers...it becomes apparant that sometimes they're simply wrong. Of course customer satisfaction is important tho. I don't doubt it.

 

[S O F I]

*Illuminatille vs. the tb world*

Illuminatille's case: Text-book style evidence thanks to his Marketing(If my mind serves me right) major.
tb world's case: personal experience.

 

[Preach]

1) dominator, i don't know what got into you, seemingly you were very hurt by the fact that i took the time out of my life to make sure you weren't getting mingled up with the wrong people and took that as me underestimating you, but you can seriously go fuck yourself if you're being serious right now. my post was a stoned rant. treat it as such.

2) pain? what pain are you talking about? i'm perfectly comfortable. pain is what you feel when i think you're getting mingled up in things and then warn you, and you get hurt because you think i'm implying you're stupid, when i actually had your best interest in mind. oh well, so much for being a nice guy.

3) iluminattile... yes, of course a satisfied, loyal customer is important. i'm not talking about those customers tho. i love those customers. i'm talking about selfish fucks with issues that go beyond just not being satisfied with the service provided for them. nothing justifies going at me about stuff that's not even in my reach. nothing justifies being a fucking bitch soon as you're unsatisfied, when it's likely you're the reason for a number of other people's lack of satisfaction yourself.

4) you attempted to shit on my campaign, hilfiger, but you missed. i never dismissed that the store needs the customer just as much as the customer needs the store. self-explainatory.

5) you guys got caught up with the customer-clerk thing. the point of my thread is that you shouldn't let emotions get the best of you and take it out on the first excuse you can find. the point is that the bitch fucking yelled at me because we had sold all our milk and didn't have any more left. the point is that she's a fucking bitch and i hate her. let's not look at it as me being a clerk and her being a customer. let's say we're both human beings. her way of treating me was nothing short of improper. anyone who allows themselves to address someone in such a manner have lost perspective on their place in the world. obviously, i can see how yelling at a poor 19-year old guy who's worked there for two weeks can make someone feel important, special, superior, but part of growing up to become an adult is coming to terms with the fact that there is no greater good, there is no purpose, you were born, you live, you will die, and nothing you ever say or do will ever make a difference in the long run. yes, there are exceptions, but if anyone here is walking around thinking they'll change history, you have a thing or two coming. that's not to say no one on here will, just don't count on it.

6) touching on what dominator said one last time... this is an online message board. it consists of 30% download links, 20% news and 50% bullshit. in fact it's more like 95% bullshit. no one post in this forum is better or more worth than the other. not in our block, that's for sure. occasionally there's the funny post, the clever post or the intelligent post, but mostly it's just bullshit. jokes, rants, random shit. if you're trying to tell me that your reply to my thread adds anything valuable to this messageboard that my thread failed to, you, my friend, live in a world where you are the centre of the universe. it's obvious your post was an attempt at putting me down, trying to get people to join the bandwagon so my thread won't reach past two pages. boo hoo. i was actually looking for replies like "lmao, yea, this one time this and that happened to me", rather than "technically, you are wrong. blah blah blah. i shit on your parade." no one take offense please

 

[Preach]

Hope you get an weed-induced anxiety attack, vomit and then choke on your own puke.

oh... i can't remember the last time that happened to me

 

[Sebastian]

^you threads always turn out to be misunderstood.

 

[Dominator]

1) dominator, i don't know what got into you, seemingly you were very hurt by the fact that i took the time out of my life to make sure you weren't getting mingled up with the wrong people and took that as me underestimating you, but you can seriously go fuck yourself if you're being serious right now. my post was a stoned rant. treat it as such.

2) pain? what pain are you talking about? i'm perfectly comfortable. pain is what you feel when i think you're getting mingled up in things and then warn you, and you get hurt because you think i'm implying you're stupid, when i actually had your best interest in mind. oh well, so much for being a nice guy.

What's your problem rizzlypaw. Seems like you took my words a little bit too serious when you Im'ed me last time. Whatever, if you feel so then that's your deal. Sorry, but your post says nothing more to me than being angry at a bitch that was talking some shit to you and if you post such stuff up you have to except answers such as mine. And Illuminattile pretty much explained it, unhappy customers = no profit. and btw, the reason why i acted like that was rather reason of disapointment. You know me a good long time already and therefore i supposed you'd know be a little bit better. Ah well.

 

[Amara]

the point is that the bitch fucking yelled at me because we had sold all our milk and didn't have any more left. the point is that she's a fucking bitch and i hate her.

Yeah thats happened to me at work - some guy wanted a massage mat that was sold out. He tried arguing on the basis that the catalogue doesnt say 'until sold out' ... I said it's retail, it's always until sold out. If there arent any I cant sell him one ... I mean what did he want, for me to magically pull a massage mat out of my arse?

 

[Chronic]

I mean what did he want, for me to magically pull a massage mat out of my arse?

That'd be a neat trick!

4) you attempted to shit on my campaign, hilfiger, but you missed. i never dismissed that the store needs the customer just as much as the customer needs the store. self-explainatory.

You know I was just taking the opportunity to make a fish joke
lmao @ hilfiger.

In all seriousness though, Rizzle I feel your pain. I absolutely hate people taking out their frustrations with a company out on the customer service.

 

[Preach]

i know, i was taking the opportunity to pwn your fish joke

 

[Fataldawg]

Customer service is important, but at certain times not everyone can be helped or satisfied..

I used to work in a grocery store where 50-60% (even higher on the weekends; 1st of the month)of our sales were from EBT cards (welfare) and trust me, the people were fucking animals.. when you got familys that come in, open up bread, cheese and lunchmeat, make sandwiches and walk around eatin doing their shoppin and then have the nerve to complain to you about prices while theyre eating the sandwich in front of you,. theirs only so much you can take.. Certain people, no matter how nice you are, dont wanna hear it.. when you got a guy on line screamin "Who the fuck do i have to stab to get service around here" just cause hes waiting for like 10 minutes.. Or you get people saying that your playing the race card while their boy (who they claim they dont know even though they came in together talking and laughing) runs out the store with 10 bags of jumbo shrimp under his t-shirt, its gonna take some real diplomatic skills to get them to leave happy and satisfied...

 

[Duke]

Ah, but fish jokes pwn Norwegians by default.

Ay Rizz, your country is fucking cold and covered in bird poo. :thumb:

 

[Preach]

when the north-atlantic current is eventually disrupted by the melting poles, your little country will be flooded while i can move up into the mountaintops and live off of fish from the sea. ironically, i will eat the fish, and the fish will eat your rotten corpse on the bottom of the ocean, so in a way it's like i'm going to be feeding on you.

 

[Duke]

As you live in the mountains and turns into a smelly hermit, my peoples will migrate to the sunny south before the flood hits and toke indo all day long. Then, after 5 years i will come to Norway to personally urinate on your physical manifestation. After that I will mentally urinate on your soul.

Only when you have been dowsed in piss will my task be complete.

AND i will steal your fish.

gollum

 

[Preach]

push the fat guy

 

[Cooper]

*Illuminatille vs. the tb world*

Illuminatille's case: Text-book style evidence thanks to his Marketing(If my mind serves me right) major.
tb world's case: personal experience.

:thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

 

[Tha_Wood]

As you live in the mountains and turns into a smelly hermit, my peoples will migrate to the sunny south before the flood hits and toke indo all day long. Then, after 5 years i will come to Norway to personally urinate on your physical manifestation. After that I will mentally urinate on your soul.

Only when you have been dowsed in piss will my task be complete.

AND i will steal your fish.

gollum

lmfao:laugh:

 

[Taliq]

:laugh: Duke n Rizzle should have their own comedy show

 

[HiGhTillDeaTH]

ten years of customer service under my belt, people like that i dont even bother to listen to, once the rant begins i go to my happy place filled with female midgets dressed in leather thongs and tops.

pz

Fucking tell me about that shit!!!!!!!!! I am in the same boat, but i only have 6 years under my belt. I had a guy come up to me, he bought one 22 ounce can of Molson Ice. ONE CAN OF FUCKING BEER IN A MASSIVE GORCERY STORE. when he scanned it at the U-scan it rang up $1.49. Then he paid for it. Then he walked outside the doors. Then he walked back inside of the doors. Comes and walks down to me and says "Hold on buddy, i have a question, there was a sign back there by this that said this was a 1.39." I just looked at him, right in the eyes, wondering, what exactly do i say to this person. How do i cover my own ass and make them look like a fool?

I also love when someone gives me a whole big ass stack of coupons when they didnt even get a 1/4 of the shit theyre trying to give me coupons for. I love this position. Because i know theyre trying to fuck me, i expect that shit (look at my location). My computer tells me xactly what they have bought, and what they havent bought. When i scan each coupon it will just automatically go through if they have bought that item. If not, a message will pop up, it says, Item Not Found. Then i clear that out, and say nothing. That way it still appears that i am scanning their coupons and subtracting them from the order, but in actuality i am scanning them and clearing them out. Sometimes the person give me a whole shit load and it pisses me off so much i actually tell them that im tired of scanning all these because u didnt get any of these items, thanks.

 

[THA_DAN]

when the north-atlantic current is eventually disrupted by the melting poles, your little country will be flooded while i can move up into the mountaintops and live off of fish from the sea. ironically, i will eat the fish, and the fish will eat your rotten corpse on the bottom of the ocean, so in a way it's like i'm going to be feeding on you.

lmfao

 

[Emma]

Both are needed you 'tard.
Who are you gonna sell that milk to when there's no one to buy? Who?!
Yourself? Impossible! Our monetary system is a mystery to you as you've only bartered in fish!

I SHIT ON YOUR PARADE.

Exactly, else you'll just end up with mouldy milk