hiya folks, this is good ol' rizzles back with another rant about something that brings my rage to new heights.
there seems to be a general misconception that we (meaning stores, gas stations, anyone who provides a service) need you (meaning the cutomer). i am here to tell you that this is all but true. i have a new job now, at a gas station. the other day, a woman comes into my store to buy milk, only to find out that yes siree, we're out of milk. she walked over to the counter and asked me why we're out of milk, to which i chuckled and gave her some cheesy reply that was supposed to be a joke. all the while i was being calm, nice, i had the smile thing going on, but seemingly, the woman really really really desired milk. she went on to tell me how this is outrageous, and that she's never going to buy anything from our store ever again.
you motherfuckers. we don't need you. if there weren't any stores where would you buy your damn food? you need us. the western civilazation is built on the little people like me. i'm the fucking backbone of our beloved democracy. without me and my fellow gas station clerks it will all crumble. you can just go to another store, you say? you spoiled fucking piece of shit. i could just knock your grill out. i have probably made this point before, but this is one of my foundational principles: we consider ourselves the top of the evolutionary ladder - i say we're more like a bad branch on a seemingly perfect tree. we like to think that our society is as good as it gets, and it's only gonna get better. what, with the promising results we've had within the fields of medical research and technology and all. we have evolved past the primitive instincts you'll find in a dog or an elephant, but who's to say it's for the better? humans and chimps have one thing in common that we do not share with any other living organism on this planet. humans and chimps are the only two races on the face of the earth that go together in groups to kill their own. that says quite a bit. every time you do something that causes an inconvenience for somebody else, be it running on a red light, not stopping for a pedestrian who's about to cross the road, throwing a piece of gum paper on the ground, not finishing that last order before you leave work, when you do any of these things you are taking from society. every one of us do things that cause inconveniences for other people every damn day. we owe it to fucking society to shut our fucking pieholes when the damn store is out of milk.
think about that the next time one of you scumsuckers try to get cute with a clerk because you were dead set on a coke but had to go with a fanta.
and yes, i am high right now.
there seems to be a general misconception that we (meaning stores, gas stations, anyone who provides a service) need you (meaning the cutomer). i am here to tell you that this is all but true. i have a new job now, at a gas station. the other day, a woman comes into my store to buy milk, only to find out that yes siree, we're out of milk. she walked over to the counter and asked me why we're out of milk, to which i chuckled and gave her some cheesy reply that was supposed to be a joke. all the while i was being calm, nice, i had the smile thing going on, but seemingly, the woman really really really desired milk. she went on to tell me how this is outrageous, and that she's never going to buy anything from our store ever again.
you motherfuckers. we don't need you. if there weren't any stores where would you buy your damn food? you need us. the western civilazation is built on the little people like me. i'm the fucking backbone of our beloved democracy. without me and my fellow gas station clerks it will all crumble. you can just go to another store, you say? you spoiled fucking piece of shit. i could just knock your grill out. i have probably made this point before, but this is one of my foundational principles: we consider ourselves the top of the evolutionary ladder - i say we're more like a bad branch on a seemingly perfect tree. we like to think that our society is as good as it gets, and it's only gonna get better. what, with the promising results we've had within the fields of medical research and technology and all. we have evolved past the primitive instincts you'll find in a dog or an elephant, but who's to say it's for the better? humans and chimps have one thing in common that we do not share with any other living organism on this planet. humans and chimps are the only two races on the face of the earth that go together in groups to kill their own. that says quite a bit. every time you do something that causes an inconvenience for somebody else, be it running on a red light, not stopping for a pedestrian who's about to cross the road, throwing a piece of gum paper on the ground, not finishing that last order before you leave work, when you do any of these things you are taking from society. every one of us do things that cause inconveniences for other people every damn day. we owe it to fucking society to shut our fucking pieholes when the damn store is out of milk.
think about that the next time one of you scumsuckers try to get cute with a clerk because you were dead set on a coke but had to go with a fanta.
and yes, i am high right now.
