*cuts off penis*
Makes homemade spaghetti sauce....browns in a skillet Italian sausage, ground turkey...and a special meat...
*cleans up Hizzle*
*Hizzle wakes up to the smell of good food*
What's that cooking Syn? asks Hizzle
Oh, spaghetti and meatballs, your favorite baby, for all that extra work you put in last night
You sure you weren't mad about the "Abe lincoln" joke?
Oh no, not at all sweetie. Here's your plate
*hands plate to hizzle*
*Hizzle eats*
Mmmm, this is great baby! Hizzle exclaims
Glad you like it...since it's your penis! Take that you motherfucker you! I exclaim and run out of his house in glee to leave him in awestricken misery.
Mwhahahahahahahaha