yea yea, some are old but some are really funny too 
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What...does.... yield... mean?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down. .
Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said \"Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund. .
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store..
Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not
Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90 of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the MM factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see "Closed for the season."
Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
Yo mama's so stupid, she peals MM\'s to make chocolate chip cookies.
Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.
Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV watched the couch.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What...does.... yield... mean?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down. .
Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said \"Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund. .
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store..
Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not
Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90 of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the MM factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see "Closed for the season."
Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
Yo mama's so stupid, she peals MM\'s to make chocolate chip cookies.
Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.
Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV watched the couch.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
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