Woody/SOFI/Casey/Shadows/ARon ALL Need Ladders

[Ristol]

What makes a thread great?

Is it always a spontaneous thing? Gimmick threads can be outstanding, but they get old fast. A well-placed meme can always advance a thread's momentum--"cool story, bro" usually makes it more fun. Maybe every thread just needs boobies?

Thoughts? Boobies? Both thoughts and boobies will be accepted.

 

[Shadows]

 

[ARon]

Nice boobs but you can just tell she is fat, damn

 

[Tha_Wood]

i love fat chicks

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

In the words of the great Homer Simpson
"No Fat Chicks"

 

[Pittsey]

I have never shagged a fat bird. I will make it my mission to complete before I die. But... I am shallow and don't know if I can be seen with a fatty.

 

[Ristol]

Thought you were married, Pittsey.

 

[Pittsey]

Thought you were married, Pittsey.

You know me well enough to know that I will have annoyed her and been thrown out long before I am dead. It's inevitable. Or she'll get fat and I will have achieved it anyhow. One way or another I am getting that fatty.

 

[Prize Gotti]

I dont see rolls, and as long as I dont see rolls, i dont care about the size.

Women are like a steak in 2 ways;

You want one big enough to leave you satisfied, but not too big that it make you sick.

I also like my steak with a bit of pink in it, but not bloody.

 

[ARon]

Look when she initially leans forward and squeezes those beautiful things together, you can tell her belly button makes a bagel

 

[ARon]

Ristol can you please explain why we need ladders... katrina klap!

 

[Shadows]

Whether she is fat or not is not the point.

The fact that i'm the only man here that posted tits is what's awkward.

 

[Ristol]

Ristol can you please explain why we need ladders... katrina klap!

I don't know. Why did sofi need a ladder? Nobody explained that to me. So you all need ladders now. What?!

 

[ARon]

Wait, when did he need a ladder.

I'm sad you didn't get my hurricane katrina/mos def reference

 

[Ristol]

I did dude. I was gonna post a lyric, but I thought better of it. The lyric was this:

Mr. President's a natural ass
he out treatin' niggas worse than they treat the trash

Sofi needed a ladder in Woody's thread, entitled "SOFI needs a ladder" and containing the one word: water.

 

[ARon]

Oh ok, good good

Yeah i missed it

 

[Tha_Wood]

luckily edub told him where to get one. we all dodged a bullet that day